My most absurd game ever was in old Urza's T2, using my rogue Bargain/Artifact deck.
(Going first, no draw)
Turn 1
Swamp (B), Ritual (BBB), Metalworker(0).
Turn 2
Swamp, Tap both(BB), Tap Metalworker revealing 4 Artifacts(8BB), Voltaic Key, Untap Metalworker and play again revealing 3 (12BB), Yawgmoth's Bargain(8), draw 19, Cast Voltaic Key and Untap MW (6), Tap revaling 9 Artifacts (24), Cast Skull of Ramos+ tap sac(21BB), Soul Feast(18), Draw 4, Play another Skull + tap sac(15BB), Dark Ritual(15BBBB), Dark Ritual(15BBBBBB), Soul Feast(12BBBB), Vamp. Tutor+Draw (12BBB, 2 Life), Skirge Familiar(8BB), draw 1, Soul Feast(5), draw 4, Pitch 1(5B), Yawgmoth's Will(2), Remove 8 cards from the game(2BBBBBBBB), Soul Feast, Soul Feast.
About halfway through, a crowd had gathered around and were laughing madly when they heard that this was turn 2. Ironically, that was one of the only tournaments I ever played in, and the only one I ever played that deck with. After an undefeated night, I opted to never play the deck again. I don't think I could ever pull that one off again...