I'm so popular!!!!

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Zadok001

Guest
Sheesh. Silly me, thinking I could get out of town over Labor Day weekend without anyone missing me. THAT didn't work; I had a HUGE number of PMs waiting for me, and I was only out for one full day... Jeez, guys!

Anyways, I just want to apologize to anyone that didn't get their nickname snap-snap. One person must have figured I was dead, they PMed me twice. :) What are you people gonna do when I move or something and lose access without telling you for like 2 weeks? Die?

Anyways, I apologize for any delay... I usually get those things within ten hours of them being sent, but I missed a bunch this time. Everyone should have gotten whatever they asked for, if you didn't, PM me again, I probably FUBARed your request- SORRY! :)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...so popular Zadok! You are the guy that gives everyone a nickname:)! You are the guy that solves problems and calms everyone down:)! You are the guy that used to be at MTGnews:)! You are the guy that always counted how many typos and spelling errors I had, in every post:)! You know dang well that you're popular:)!

Zadok is popular!

*Brings out a bottle of vodca and snaps the cap open*

Here's to everyone's best and nicest e-friend, Zadok!

*Cheers*
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
"Cheers!" :)
For he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
For--he's--a--j-o-l-l-y --g-o-o-d--f-e-l-l-o-wwwwwwwwwww
Which nobody can deny.

<chugs another drink and clears throat>

"In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here
and when we're gone from here
all our friends will be drinking all our beer."

c'mon Gizmo, I know you Brits sing when drinking pints of ale. sing one for us!
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
But we Scotsmen can drink anyone under the table!! [Goes down to the local tavern for a few days]

[I'm also half Austrian, go figure :D More beer for me!]

[Btw, that's the European one, not the one with them kangaroos for anyone who doesn't know geography :cool: ]
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
"Vodca" should be spelled with a "k", not a "c".

I felt it was my moral obligation to point that out.
 
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DÛke

Guest
....never knew it, but I hated it SO much to be corrected, especially when someone corrects my spelling:).

But, Sageridder is right, when you're jrunk, dos't really matter, so jus' gimme dat:).
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
I wanna do something so I can be popular... what can I do? Maybe Zadok will let me be his protege or something... :D
 
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Multani

Guest
To Zadok!
May he and the CPA live many more years.
(Drinks DUke's vodka and readily gets drunk. :D)
 
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Purple_jester

Guest
Are you SURE you're the real Zadok, and not just someone impersonating him, after knocking him unconscious over the weekend, tying him up so that you could assimilate his identity, then coming over to the CPA to fool all of us innocent members, secretly spreading chaos and disorder wherever you go?

<GUEST: Uh, Purple, I think that assumption's a little wild...>

Hey, just making sure! Lemme give him a little test... <pokes "Zadok"> Mmmhmm... Better give it another try or two... <pokes "Zadok" a few more times>

<GUEST: Well?>

Yep, I'd recognize that tummy anywhere. Welcome back, Zadok! You won't believe who's been spreading these nasty rumors about you... :D
 
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DÛke

Guest
...reply to this post:)!
Don't try to be modest:)!
You know you want say something, but you are holding it back:)!
Say it, say it, say it:)!

Don't be modest around the CPA people, especially me:)....
 
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Zadok001

Guest
Actually, DUke, I don't often read past one or two posts on each 'board, so I kinda didn't see this one again 'til now... :)

Purple Jester, I'm really quite certain I'm Zadok. Btw... You are _really_ starting to sound like people I know... You have no idea how disconcerting that is! ("Oh, good, another new CPA member. Hmm... Sounds like someone I know. Ok, now she sounds MORE like someone I know. Uh-oh. Oh, God NO! Help!")

Thank you, guys. :) I'm not sure if a bunch of people getting drunk is what I was looking for, but thank you. :) The CPA rules, does it not? (And I've been saying that for years, damnit! And I finally have 300-some-odd people to agree with me!)

[me] wonders where he put his homework...[/me]
 
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theorgg

Guest
Here, Here, Zadok!

[me] grabs DUke, Multani, Yellowjacket, Cateran Empiror, Nerdius, Sleepy, Thallad Ice Cream Man, Sagerider, and Spidey and throws them all into a big glass he pulled out of his breechcloth. He then proceeds to drink all of them down in one gulp.[/me]

I bet they didn't expect to get drunk that way, did they?
:)
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Arrrrgh, there's some really nasty stuff down in Orgg's stomach. Let me cut a way out [pulls out Evisceratin' Scythe] oh wait, this isn't the Battle Arena. Darn [snaps fingers]

Oh god, the SMELL. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
 
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Multani

Guest
(Multani regains consiousness after 5 hours to find himself in TheOrgg's belly. He uses his treetrunk to ram his way through. No effect. He then uses his spirit to call on the elves to cut their way through TheOrgg's stomach to retrieve him. Meanwhile, he throws up and loses consiousness again.)

Bllalaaalalaagghthttht.
Funny how TheOrgg's stomach conveniantly has a computer with internet connection. :D
 
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DÛke

Guest
...never drank me:).
I'm invisible and invinsible:).
Too bad huh?
 
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Thrash Golem

Guest
nobody drinks me! heehow

i am thrash the undrinkable!!

outs seh de bou rou seh be beh bo bou
 
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