I'm not sure where to post this. But NO SUCH THING AS THE AVERAGE MAGIC PLAYA!

[mythosx]

I just read an old article attached an old thread about a supposed fat guys expierence with making custom porn cards. I would like to clear up that not all of us are "the average magic player". I believe I am quite skilled at the game yet I don't weigh close to 230 lbs. Actually I'm quite the opposite. I enjoy working out, ie. boxing and have many female friends. I don't shudder at sunlight and shower twice a day usually. I just graduated with a business degree and am currently a missionary and plan to pursue a normal career. I just wanted to know if there are other normal people here. I hope that article was indicative of everyone else here. I know Reverend Love has a normal life. HE ACTUALLY GOES TO WORK INSTEAD OF DITCHING IT FOR MAGIC. haha. Anyone else out there want to come out and are willing to say they aren't freaks?

 

[Nightstalkers]

Well, I'm not your average person being a part of my organization and traveling the world, but at least I don't go crazy on magic. I don't talk people heads off about magic strategy like some I've had the chance to grace with my presence, nor kill off hours just sitting there staring at the slightest naked parts of the femmes on magic cards. Although this is enough drivel to keep you guys laughing for seconds, I think I should end this quick because I think I'm just talking to myself while typing this. Should I get rid of this voice recognition typing system in leu of the traditional keyboard so as I don't add in these interesting commentaries into my chaotic mind? Nah. I'll keep this up and see who really believes in my certificate which certifies my lunacy fully.

With that all said and done, you can see how I drive some people mad, while opening whole new worlds of hurt when they scoff at my steel towed boots, black leather trenchcoat, and ugly black khakis and short sleeved button shirts. Man, you'd think I'm some sort of goth with all this black and ugly sinister jewelry on. At least I've got one thing going for me, my mastery with common explosives and other such chemicals which I keep on my person in case of emergency. YOu never know when you might need that sort of stuff.

 

[Apollo]

I'm a pretty normal student at a pretty normal college studying pretty normal stuff.

But I'm a bird.

 

[Notepad]

Custom porno cards? Surely you can't be talking about "The Offender" now can you?

Well, I'm a pretty normal Magic player, except that I'm older than the 5-13 age bracket you see in card shops. That, and I happen to own "The Offender."


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heh

 

[train]

Help Desk Analyst - Working on a Web design degree and then will be studying for Architecture - soon - in Maryland...

Wife - 2 girls - enveloped by Magic... and Chess... and Kings of Chaos... and Heroes of Ardania... and...

 

[mythosx]

nightstalker needs help...professional....now...you know i would hate to see this forum being submitted as evidence if nightstalker ever goes off.

 

[Spiderman]

Let's not forget what "average" means. It means some are "to the left" and some are "to the right". If you aren't that picture, then there's undoubtably someone who's equaling the scale on the other side.

 

[Notepad]

Honestly, I'm wondering if he was talking about "The Offender" or not. I'm sorta scared if so...

*doesn't want to be known as the fat guy with custom porno cards*

*would rather be known as the fat guy with custom terrorist handbook cards*

Oh...wait...

 

[Nightstalkers]

Originally posted by mythosx
nightstalker needs help...professional....now...you know i would hate to see this forum being submitted as evidence if nightstalker ever goes off.

Okay wannabe, there is no way that I can be caught unless I make stupid mistakes. and quite frankly, I'm too old to be caught in a mistake.


Although I did think I was wrong once... But when I went back and thought through the matter again, I found that I was wrong about that.


So you could say that I'm the average wierdo who schemes all sorts of dastardly deeds, places them in action with various people, and sits back to enjoy what the effects are on the American society at large.

Current project: Memphis Tennessee gang wars

 

[train]

Have them road trip and bring down graceland...

 

[Nightstalkers]

Already done.


Even the police chief says that when you get a flat tire in that part of town, your to lock yourself inside your car and wait for a towtruck or even a highway immergency vehicle to come by to assist you.

Nasty how hatred can be subverted to your useage, the only thing it takes to keep the nation at large from breaking out in warfare is a few little area's of pure human corruption. Jeeze, I'm giving you guys all my secrets... I'll have to put a stop to that.


But what is the ultimate magic player? someone who can create a deck from a big pile of junk and make it work? hey, I'm trying here.

 

[mythosx]

What kinda gang wars happen in tennesee????? You have wars over something. Always financial rewards. What you got a bunch of Colonals running around fighting over country western music rights??? What is down there that is so important that anyone would fight over?

 

[train]

Only Hoffa knows...

 

[Ferret]

Originally posted by mythosx
What kinda gang wars happen in tennesee????? You have wars over something. Always financial rewards. What you got a bunch of Colonals running around fighting over country western music rights??? What is down there that is so important that anyone would fight over?

Elvis Memorabilia! Don't forget The King!

-Ferret

"Recently ranked the #1 most lucrative dead guy by Forbes Magazine"

 

[Nightstalkers]

**** no, I mean real gang ****.


Try some ***** jackin someones girl, or some *** gets it in his head to go after a member...

You see how it all starts. I'm thinking about abandoning the project and running for an extended hiatus like nick did... How can one person hike through 17 countries? I don't get it.

 

[Killer Joe]

I'm the KING of band geeks, I'm also the sponsor of the High School Magic Club (some 50+ members now). I'm kind of fat (220 lbs.) but being Hispanic, I'm NOT a ghost. I have a wife, 2 daughters (4 & 7), I'm a home owner, I go to church every Sunday, and am a Steeler fan (3 - 6, oh well). I know my neighbors on both sides of my house and participate in a our neighborhood crime watch program. I don't drink (anymore), I'm in my early 40's and have a BS in Music Education and a Masters Equivilency in MUsic Education, both, from Duquesne University (a Catholic School, but am a bad speller). I marched in the Blue Devils Drum & Bugle Corps (Concord, CA) circa 1982. I listen to National Public Radio AND like Jazz, Old School New Wave, FUNK (as in Parliment/George Clinton), anything and everything 80's.

So I guess I qualify as.................?


ME

 

[Notepad]

Okay, normally I got NS's back...

But this time I'm just totally clueless as to what he's spouting out. I think he needs more vicadin or something...