Welcome, you sufernuferus-twoblodial-buttnoid you
. I am RXI, you may have read that I am always being attacked by the likes of Azreal, Daggertooth, and Mr.Xarvox because I like silver light instead of darkness, but... wait... I hope you don't turn out like them, that would suck... damn. Well, hope you like your stay, or at least kill my brother Ransac before you go, well, 1 more thing...
*RXI takes out the Neu Blade, turns it to the side, and jab it into a floating monkey that just wafered in.*
Look out for the monkeys around here, their thick at this time of the year. And they can eat through a whole can of beans.
*another monkey that just wafered in takes out a can of beans, eats them all, looks at RXI, turns around and starts attacking.*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP!!!!!
*RXI runs out of the room screaming "MONKEYS!!! MONKEYS!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life