If you think Kid Rock looks stupid now...

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Wow, he looks so normal in that picture.


*A large silence fills all the forums after that remark.*


I mean, compared to the way he looks NOW he does.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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DÛke

Guest
...always thought he looked like a cheap-a$% b#%$h who wore flee-market made f@#$en clothes, and smelled bad every d$&m second of the tragedy that he refers to as his "life."

I think he needs a makeover. A makeover that assures his nonexistence -- anything else would be a waste of time and money. Frankly, he has all the time in the world, seeing how his "music" is just so bad, that it probably takes him a day to make a whole album. Yeah, I know a whole day is probably an over exaggeration. Sadly, he also has all the money in the world; stealing it from all those people that proudly listen to his so-called "music." More like a pile of garbage thrown together by accident.

I always thought music should pack either emotion or a visual concept that pentrates the thoughts of the listeners -- not some pre-teen cursing language, layered over "bad-a$#" music, and some guy that's hardly even attempting to vibrate the sound he calls "singing." There are other ways to be a "bad-a$#." Look at Limp Bizkit, or even Eminem. At least you get a vague (a *very* vague) sense that they actually *have* style, music-wise and otherwise.

Sorry to all those who like Kid Rock, no offense to you all. Just my sickening opinion...

Personally, I rather listen to Linkin Park or Stained...or Britney Spears even...*any* day.
 
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FoundationOfRancor

Guest
I dont mind his music.
...and I have a couple friends who live in trailer parks, they really take offensive to his image.

Whats funny, is that he grew up in upper-middle class suburbia.
 
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FoundationOfRancor

Guest
He's a alternative rocker of some sorts...mixed with some rap. Believe it or not, his 'image' is that of being White Trash.
 
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Almindhra

Guest
He looks just like my cousins who are white trash, its funny...

And I say if he has the money, he can do whatever he wants, and maybe that includes keeping it real...Although I do know that those hats he wears are really expensive...
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
I remember watching something on VH1 or MTV a couple months ago how he's a leading force in bringing back the rock groupies of yore (like those associated with metal bands and hard rock bands of the 80's, like Aerosmith, Van Halen, Poison, etc). Mainly for "conjugal visits" :p
 
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Mikeymike

Guest
HAHA!

Any defamatory Kid Rock material is Grade-A content in my eyes :p.

How bout those Nike Hi-Tops (Dominique Wilkins line?) he's rocking, anyone else remember those? Man, shoes were sure ugly in the early 90's

And what's a Buwhitaba?
 
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CAMDEX

Guest
bawitdabadabangdabangdiggiediggiediggieshesaidupshesaidupjumpdaboogie...

Or something similar to that
 
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