i just registered here

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by leet, Apr 30, 2001.

  1. leet New Member

    i am cool dude
  2. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  3. Aginor New Member

    I'm new to.
  4. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Welcome to the CPA!!!! Watch out foz Zadok. He's wzapped up in a lawsuit with the producezs of "Just Visiting" for stealing his life stozy.
  5. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Hey, fuzzy! You said "story"! I thought you replaced all of your r's vith z's!

    Anyvay, Velcome! Vatch out. If you turn your back for a moment, you risk getting farted on.

    leet: Ok!
    (leet turns around. TURD CUTTER!!! farts on him)
    TURD CUTTER!!!: I told you!
  6. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    Hi... your nickname suggests that you are an 31337 guy?
  7. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Come to think of it, this sort of sounds like TheFunkyNose, but I'm not going to jump to any conclusions.
  8. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    ? It doesn't sound like good old nostril man...

  9. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    j0 d00d! j00 |2 4 1337 h4X0r 700!!!!11
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Welcome! Here's your room key, located ingeniusly next to the ping-pong lobby. And, here's your copy of a spa key. It's the secret one that no one is supposed to know about. That's where they hide the midget porn, located underneath the filter in the jacuzzi. Enjoy!

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    Hey, you didn't tell him about the alcohol-free alchol hidden under the giant hamster statue

  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    They changed the hiding place for that to underneath the midget porn.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    Man, they always put everything under the midget porn...
    Even the slug porn
    and the car porn
    and the mutated salmon

  14. leet New Member

    yes. i am a very 31337 guy.

    i love you all.
  15. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

  16. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I nevez had a "stozy" spelled with a "z"!!!! :D :D :D
  17. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    Hey, you didn't tell him about the alcohol-free alchol hidden under the giant hamster statue!

    Nobody ever told me that!

  18. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    Well, noone ever told me anything when i signed up!

  19. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Salacious Crumb never signed up! He merely existed...
    ...and then he ceased to exist...
    ...and then he ceased to continue ceasing to exist...

    and so he never got a proper qelcome.

    Qelcome again! Expect a tropical fruit basket in the mail soon... I told Hawaiian mage to send one to you, but he might have stepped on it... or maybe that's under the you-know-what.
  20. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...did leet leave already?



    The CPA is a really nice place...you might wanna watch The Matrix though...so you can be (re)taught how to dodge bullets, 'cause some CPA members may be ON your back, tryin' to throw you off...but it's all for fun if you look at it in the right perspective - besides - whenever anyone does anything you dislike, all you have to do is (maybe) dodge, and most importantly...

    ...Vogue. :)

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