Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by leet, Apr 30, 2001.
i am cool dude
I'm new to.
Welcome to the CPA!!!! Watch out foz Zadok. He's wzapped up in a lawsuit with the producezs of "Just Visiting" for stealing his life stozy.
Hey, fuzzy! You said "story"! I thought you replaced all of your r's vith z's!
Anyvay, Velcome! Vatch out. If you turn your back for a moment, you risk getting farted on.
(leet turns around. TURD CUTTER!!! farts on him)
TURD CUTTER!!!: I told you!
Hi... your nickname suggests that you are an 31337 guy?
Come to think of it, this sort of sounds like TheFunkyNose, but I'm not going to jump to any conclusions.
? It doesn't sound like good old nostril man...
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Welcome! Here's your room key, located ingeniusly next to the ping-pong lobby. And, here's your copy of a spa key. It's the secret one that no one is supposed to know about. That's where they hide the midget porn, located underneath the filter in the jacuzzi. Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Hey, you didn't tell him about the alcohol-free alchol hidden under the giant hamster statue
They changed the hiding place for that to underneath the midget porn.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Man, they always put everything under the midget porn...
Even the slug porn
and the car porn
and the mutated salmon
yes. i am a very 31337 guy.
i love you all.
I nevez had a "stozy" spelled with a "z"!!!!
Hey, you didn't tell him about the alcohol-free alchol hidden under the giant hamster statue!
Nobody ever told me that!
Well, noone ever told me anything when i signed up!
Salacious Crumb never signed up! He merely existed...
...and then he ceased to exist...
...and then he ceased to continue ceasing to exist...
and so he never got a proper qelcome.
Qelcome again! Expect a tropical fruit basket in the mail soon... I told Hawaiian mage to send one to you, but he might have stepped on it... or maybe that's under the you-know-what.
...did leet leave already?
The CPA is a really nice place...you might wanna watch The Matrix though...so you can be (re)taught how to dodge bullets, 'cause some CPA members may be ON your back, tryin' to throw you off...but it's all for fun if you look at it in the right perspective - besides - whenever anyone does anything you dislike, all you have to do is (maybe) dodge, and most importantly...
Separate names with a comma.