i just registered here

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fuzzy510

Guest
Welcome to the CPA!!!! Watch out foz Zadok. He's wzapped up in a lawsuit with the producezs of "Just Visiting" for stealing his life stozy.
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Hey, fuzzy! You said "story"! I thought you replaced all of your r's vith z's!

Anyvay, Velcome! Vatch out. If you turn your back for a moment, you risk getting farted on.

leet: Ok!
(leet turns around. TURD CUTTER!!! farts on him)
TURD CUTTER!!!: I told you!
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Come to think of it, this sort of sounds like TheFunkyNose, but I'm not going to jump to any conclusions.
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
? It doesn't sound like good old nostril man...
:D

Hoipa
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Welcome! Here's your room key, located ingeniusly next to the ping-pong lobby. And, here's your copy of a spa key. It's the secret one that no one is supposed to know about. That's where they hide the midget porn, located underneath the filter in the jacuzzi. Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
Hey, you didn't tell him about the alcohol-free alchol hidden under the giant hamster statue

Hoipa
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
Man, they always put everything under the midget porn...
Even the slug porn
and the car porn
and the mutated salmon

Hoipa
 
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NeuroDeus

Guest
Hey, you didn't tell him about the alcohol-free alchol hidden under the giant hamster statue!

Nobody ever told me that!

Buzz-turds...
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
Well, noone ever told me anything when i signed up!

Hoipa
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Salacious Crumb never signed up! He merely existed...
...and then he ceased to exist...
...and then he ceased to continue ceasing to exist...

and so he never got a proper qelcome.

Qelcome again! Expect a tropical fruit basket in the mail soon... I told Hawaiian mage to send one to you, but he might have stepped on it... or maybe that's under the you-know-what.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...did leet leave already?

Anyway...

Welcome...

The CPA is a really nice place...you might wanna watch The Matrix though...so you can be (re)taught how to dodge bullets, 'cause some CPA members may be ON your back, tryin' to throw you off...but it's all for fun if you look at it in the right perspective - besides - whenever anyone does anything you dislike, all you have to do is (maybe) dodge, and most importantly...

...Vogue. :)
 
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