I haven't been around lately because....

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arhar

Guest
... now that I'm out of college for the summer, I can actually PLAY Magic!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Although I still don't get to play as much as I would want (24/7, with short breaks for food/sleep) because of small things like work and stuff, I still try to catch up for the last semester :) I'm proud to admit that I'm the Magic Addict!!!!
 
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EricBess

Guest
I can understand short breaks for sleep, but if you were a true adict, you should be able to eat without taking your eyes off your cards. Intra-venous infusions work well also.
 
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arhar

Guest
I'm too afraid to have food leave marks on the cards to do that.... Ooooooh my precioussss..... :D
 
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Dementia

Guest
You could just have generous opponents give you there junky commons to use a sustenance;) Cardboard has protein.....right?

As for....um....."nature calling" a real addict would just let it flow.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
You could wear disposable gloves, the kind medical offices and food workers have :)

So you're not on the board as much because you're playing Magic? How funny is that... :D
 
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Istanbul

Guest
The ultimate Magic addict would have:

1. An IV to nourish him
2. A means of excreting without getting up
3. A neurotoxin inhibitor to prevent the poisons that build up in our brains when we don't sleep
4. A direct mental link to the Internet
5. An unlimited bank account so that he could buy any cards he needed
 
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DÛke

Guest
...Glad to see ya not dropin' the whole CPA behind you. :)

I don't need to say this, but you're ALWAYS welcome upon the CPA and its members. Enjoy. :)
 
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