I am the newest member -- Hello

[Jake74]

Originally posted by Ransac
Welcome!!!!!
...., strategically located next to the Men's Nudist Colony.....
Ransac, cpa trash man

Excuse Me!!! Yeah Me!! Can I get a different room?? Please??

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(Come on, please )

 

[Dementia]

(Dementia whacks Namielus over the head with his chair to knock some sense into him or at least some sense into what he's saying)

I didn't get a dilly dang darn thing you was sayin

(Namielus's ranting still makes no sense)

Damn.....

(Dementia whacks himself over the head in an attempt to knock the sense out of himself)

OHHHHHHHH, that's what Namielus was talking about. It's all so clear now............

 

[Namielus]

?tu veas? si, es bueno

 

[Ransac]

Originally posted by Jake74


Excuse Me!!! Yeah Me!! Can I get a different room?? Please??

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(Come on, please )

Hmmm, let me see.

*Ransac checks the manual to what he can do.*


AH! I found the answer!!!


No, all assignments are final for the rooms.


But, I could bend the rules slightly. You could switch your room for the room next to the Gay Men's Nudist Colony.

*Ransac holds up the key.*

Well? What's it gonna be?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Jake74]

This is rough man.... I'll keep this one.... but don't expect me to be in my room much...

 

[Ransac]

Hey, you got lucky! My room is next to the radioactive-worms-that-bite-your-nuts-off-in-the-dark station. It really sucks.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Apollo]

Dum-de-dum!

Apollo has returned to the New Members section!

The crowd goes wild!

I know, I know, you all missed my classic greetings. Well, here's one for you now:

Welcome.

By the way, Dementia, Namielus' speech is a classic, you can't beat him for it!

 

[DÛke]

is...Nameilus speech "classic"? Didn't it just start? Dementia, you could do whatever you want, that speech is not classic at all...Nameless' (Zadok) speech is classic, bu not that guy's...

 

[Prince RXI]

I don't care if you like pain!!!!! DIE!!!!

*LoreLaDier beats up Jake74*
*RXI beats up Jake74*
*3 Radioactive-worms-that-bit-off-your-nuts-in-the-dark beat up Jake74*
*RXI beats up Jake74*
*a tube of toothpaste beats up Jake74*
*RXI beats up Jake74*

Did you like that? Good.





Prince RXI, beats up Jake74 again

 

[Jake74]

Please Sir, may I have some more?


MMM... toothpaste

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

Originally posted by Jake74


Excuse Me!!! Yeah Me!! Can I get a different room?? Please??

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Hey! At least you get hot water in your room! But, no, I'm not special enough to get hot water. Do you know how it feels to take a cold shower EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' DAY? HUH? DO YA?

Jake74: Yeah, actually I do.
TURD CUTTER!!!: Oh, okay then

*TURD CUTTER!!! walks quietly back to his room*

 

[Gerode]

I've seen Namielus's speech many times before.

 

[Ransac]

TURD CUTTER!!!, if you want hot water, I'll be more than happy to make my toilet plumbing go directly to your shower.


*Ransac does so.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[maraud234]

I don't think Turd Cutter cares where it comes from. If it's hot, that's all that matters... the chunks are a bonus.

 

[Prince RXI]

I like this guy





Prince RXI, beats Jake74 and doesn't stop

 

[fuzzy510]

So now Ransac's our plumber, too?

I'm the aforementioned Fuzzy510. But you already knew that. Didn't you????

 

[lilpinhead]

hey man.

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

Yo dude! Great to have you.

 

[NeuroDeus]

filty sadists!

Welcome Jake74... thanks for being around (you will not stay too long)

Btw... beware being attacked by a Wundindlinyg!