I will not do the nickname speech, as that is Zadok's honor. But we do have a Type Random Tournament coming up, and there is a forum on that, so feel free to go find out about it.
As for what goes on here, we have everything from voting on Magic related issues, to serious rants, to Casual decks (and the
occasional requested tournament deck assistance for some of our more serious players such as Gizmo our resident annoying Pro guy
).
In addition, we have occasional (daily)
MASSIVE flame wars in the battle arena and some members who don't really post anywhere else except occasionally ( Jaws, our resident instigator of battles
). Go there only if you are truly insane, but then you must be to join us
And finally, to truly join the CPA, go check out the Off Topic forum's legendary post on Pie, by Istanbul. We've never been the same since
The Off topic forum is for our group to discuss non-Magic things (though it usually finds its way in)
Anyway, that's us in a nutshell, so enjoy your stay