I am leaving the CPA

[K9Archmage]

Well, not really. I just said that to get your attention.
How many of you have seen "Willy wonka and the chocalate factory"? WEll, i made a parody of the song "The candy man can"

Store owner: All right, all right. Triple Clam Shell for Chris, a Kelp-on-a-Stick for Fred, a Sharkskin Pop for Julie. Listen, Clammy’s got a new one today, it’s called the Fishdiddlyishy bar.
Chris: Gee, how does he do it?
Store owner: My dear boy, do you ask a cow how he flies?
Chris: No
Store owner: Do you ask a dog how he meows?
Chris: No
Store owner: No sirry you don’t! They can do it because they were born to do it! Just like the Clammy Man was born to make seafood candy.

Who can take a fish tail
Sprinkle it with kelp
Cover it in algae and a gut or two
The Clammy Man!
The Clammy Man can.
The Clammy Man can
Because he mixes it with seafood
And makes the water taste good.
Who can take a puffer fish
Take out its insides.
Soak it in some kelp
And make a puffer pie.
The Clammy Man!
The Clammy Man can.
The Clammy Man can
Because he mixes it with seafood
And makes the water taste good.
The Clammy Man makes, everything in lakes
To make them satisfying and very fishous.
Talk about the childhood fishies
They can even eat the sushis.
Who can take a flounder
Dip it in some cream.
Separate the bones
And collect up all the spleens
The Clammy Man
The Clammy Man can
The Clammy Man can
Because he mixes it with seafood, and makes the water taste good
And the water tastes good, because the Clammy Man thinks it should.


Oh yeah, Turd Cutter, TheFunkyNose, and I are thinking of making a band. And no, we won't use this song.

hoipa

 

[Prince RXI]

You are insane.

Can I join?





Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life

 

[K9Archmage]

Sorry, ransac's little brother, but no.

Oh yeah, i can use the demented minds of you CPA members. We still need a name for our band. Please please list your suggestions! make them funny.

hoipa

 

[Spiderman]

Why is the "Clammy Man" in the first and third chorus, but the "Candy Man" in the second? Is he in cahoots with the Clammy Man?

 

[fuzzy510]

Anywho, name your band The Chronology of Fred. It sounds cool. No, really.

 

[Ransac]

Yo, if you let ME join the band, I will play the fish-tam-pet. It's a musical instrument for your butt.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[K9Archmage]

SPiderman, thanks for pointing that out. that was a typo that i made.

hoipa

 

[fuzzy510]

I wanna join! PLEASE???????????????

 

[K9Archmage]

Damnit no, well maybe. you'll have to ask later. BUt come on people, please post suggestions!

Hoipa

 

[Ransac]

Wow about a song about canned cheese?




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

two things:

One:
Ransac: Is it better to play the fish-tam-pet with big buttcheecks or small buttcheeks? I happen to have large buttcheeks, which I am quite proud of.

Three:
I sort of like "The Gargage Man" from the Simpsons a little better.
Who can take the trash out
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too
THE GARBAGE MAN!
etc., etc., etc.

Four:
If your user name on the CPA is fuzzy510 or K9ArchMage and I have never met you in person, you may not join our band

Two:
I can't count

 

[Ransac]

You have no chance to survive, make your time.


By the way, the fish-tam-pet works idealistically if your waistline is less than 32 inches.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[fuzzy510]

I can join! Since my name is fuzzy510, but you have met me in person. Actually, everyone can join the band! (Time for the classic Turd Cutter line "Oh, crap.")

 

[K9Archmage]

Dang it, i was expectin you creative minds to think up of a few names.

Hoipa