I am EVIL!!!!

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arhar

Guest
After almost two years, I have 666 posts!!!

To celebrate this occasion, I'm going to post this little poem, called "Number of the Beast", written by Steve Harris :)

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."

Revelations Ch. XIII v.18


I left alone, my mind was blank,
I needed time to get the memories from my mind...

What did I see? Can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy?

Just what I saw in my old dreams? Were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

Cause in my dream... it's always there!! The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair...

The night was black was no use holding back
Cause I just had to see, was someone watching me?
In the mist dark figures move and twist
was this all for real or some kind of hell
666. the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released!!!

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright,
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course....
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Um, you don't have 666 posts any more, so you are just a scrub again. You are an extraordinary scrub, but a scrub nonetheless.

And I think I got 666 posts in a half a years time.

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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terzarima

Guest
That's cause you *coughspammedawholehellofalotcough* before the posts in the offtopic area didn't count towards your total.
 
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Gerode

Guest
Wow... I looked through the Member List a few weeks ago and noticed that I am the fastest poster in the Top 25 outside of Ransac and fuzzy510. Pointless but interesting, because I don't think I talk a lot.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
How did you rate how fast the post count was? Did you count posts that don't count? Because if you didn't, then you wouldn't even be close. Your pcd(post count per day) was only 2.59. Mine is around 3.87 and, check this out, Spiderman's is 7.94. I think the people with that are listed in the top 10 posters are there for a reason.

Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
That's probably because I have the "luxury" of being on here 8 hours a day and I check in every hour :D
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
See, there. Nyah. And spidey's pcd just went up(if ever so slightyl).


And last year, when I started. My job's schedule wasn't that demanding, so when I wasn't at work, playing magic or video games, or socializing, I was here participating on whatever was random.


I don't believe that I was a spammer after my post count went somewhere between 400-500. I kind of calmed down at that point. I believe that I was still silly but I didn't spam. I might have thrown a random comment in with a serious statement, but that was it(note: I'm not counting posts that don't count).


With that in mind, Spoon.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Gerode

Guest
Yeah, you're right Ransac. I must have been thinking of something else....

But I'd have more if Off-Topic counted!
 
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