Humanoid robot launched

[Oversoul]

Sometimes I wish that I could be a robot. I would want laser eyes.

 

[Spiderman]

Yeah, but what if you break down or need oil?

 

[train]

then you get the special "lube-job"....

Wow - there would be a lot of new slang running around wouldn't there...

 

[Oversoul]

If I were a robot I would be a superior model which would not need lubrication. Also I would be self-repairing, of course...

 

[train]

I think you forgot to include self-gratifying...

 

[Oversoul]

Nah, robots don't need gratification. They only need to crush humans...