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K9Archmage
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Hello everybody! I just wrote a parody on "The way i am" by eminem. It is about the message board. If yoru name is in it, do not be affended. I am just joking the whole way through, so no hard feelings!
The way I spam
I sit back with my computer and this bag of seeds,
it gives me the stims needed to be the most off topic person on this...
on this message board... and since birth I've been cursed with this curse
to just verse and just blurt this bezerk and bizarre off-topic stuff that works,
and you laugh and you laugh in yourself to relieve all this spamming..
Dispensing these sentences, spammin the stress
that's been eatin' me recently off of this thread.
And I spam again peacefully...
But at least have the decency in you
to let me spam alone when you freaks see me out
in the threads when I'm spammin' and spammin' my thoughts
to not reply and speak to me.
I don't know you and no, I won't show you
my brain. I'm not Mister Crazy.
I'm not what your friends think.
I am Mister Friendly. I can be a prick.
If you spam me my brains is empty.
No attention is in me and if you offend me,
I'm spammin' you ten miles... to tokyo.
I don't care who was there and who saw me spam you.
Well, call you Zadok. Kick me off the board .
I'll smile in the board room and sign on again.
I'm tired of all you. I don't spam to be spammy
but that's all I can be. It's just me.
Chorus
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
Ransac won't even read my spam.
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
I don't know i just love to spam.
Sometimes I just feel like Landkiller. I spam to be a bother...
With all of my nonsense.
It's constant and "Oh, it's Hawaiian Mage-type contents."
The thread "No Conscience" has gotten such awesome responses.
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the people immediately
reply a reply at me...
So I reply one back at 'em but not on-topic but spammy
Like Griffion or Duke. It's the type you type up
when you don't give a rat when you won't just put up
with the boringness they pull 'cause they full of insaneness too.
When Dukes gettin bullied and defends his right, too
and they blame it on Istanbul... and Apollo
where was Spiderman at? And look at where it's at...
Magic Message Board...
now it's not a tragedy
now it's not a spam you see
but, an upper-class Fuzzy
having this happenin'.
Then attack Archmage
'cause I spam this way.
But I'm glad 'cause they feed me the fuel
that I need for the ideas to come,
and it's spammin' and I have returned.
Chorus
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
Zadok won't even delete my spam.
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
I don't know I just love to spam.
I'm so sick and tired of not bein' admired
that I wish that I would just get kicked of or get fired
and drop out like Ademis. Let's stop with the fables.
I'm not goin' to be able to top what my name is.
And spam my way in to some spammy sensation
that got me locations at message board stations.
And I just do not got the attention...
I got to crack a joke to release the tension
who think I'm some child who just tries to make spams
'cause I write these threads and spam the replies.
So you always keep post the same stupid questions...
What card is better? What is as dang spork?
The why, the who what, when the where and the how
'til I'm talkin political and how carrots are out.
You've been drivin' me crazy. I can't take it.
I'm writin' I'm spamin'. I post then reply.
And I'm thankful for every spam that I get
but I can't write a reply in the boardroom
without spammin all over it...
You knew I won't reply your thread right.
you can call me an spammer. I'm glad.
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
Zadok won’t even delete my spam
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
I don't know I just love to spam.
Please reply and comment!
Oh yeah, I am currently working on "Who let the Moggs Out"
The way I spam
I sit back with my computer and this bag of seeds,
it gives me the stims needed to be the most off topic person on this...
on this message board... and since birth I've been cursed with this curse
to just verse and just blurt this bezerk and bizarre off-topic stuff that works,
and you laugh and you laugh in yourself to relieve all this spamming..
Dispensing these sentences, spammin the stress
that's been eatin' me recently off of this thread.
And I spam again peacefully...
But at least have the decency in you
to let me spam alone when you freaks see me out
in the threads when I'm spammin' and spammin' my thoughts
to not reply and speak to me.
I don't know you and no, I won't show you
my brain. I'm not Mister Crazy.
I'm not what your friends think.
I am Mister Friendly. I can be a prick.
If you spam me my brains is empty.
No attention is in me and if you offend me,
I'm spammin' you ten miles... to tokyo.
I don't care who was there and who saw me spam you.
Well, call you Zadok. Kick me off the board .
I'll smile in the board room and sign on again.
I'm tired of all you. I don't spam to be spammy
but that's all I can be. It's just me.
Chorus
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
Ransac won't even read my spam.
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
I don't know i just love to spam.
Sometimes I just feel like Landkiller. I spam to be a bother...
With all of my nonsense.
It's constant and "Oh, it's Hawaiian Mage-type contents."
The thread "No Conscience" has gotten such awesome responses.
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the people immediately
reply a reply at me...
So I reply one back at 'em but not on-topic but spammy
Like Griffion or Duke. It's the type you type up
when you don't give a rat when you won't just put up
with the boringness they pull 'cause they full of insaneness too.
When Dukes gettin bullied and defends his right, too
and they blame it on Istanbul... and Apollo
where was Spiderman at? And look at where it's at...
Magic Message Board...
now it's not a tragedy
now it's not a spam you see
but, an upper-class Fuzzy
having this happenin'.
Then attack Archmage
'cause I spam this way.
But I'm glad 'cause they feed me the fuel
that I need for the ideas to come,
and it's spammin' and I have returned.
Chorus
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
Zadok won't even delete my spam.
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
I don't know I just love to spam.
I'm so sick and tired of not bein' admired
that I wish that I would just get kicked of or get fired
and drop out like Ademis. Let's stop with the fables.
I'm not goin' to be able to top what my name is.
And spam my way in to some spammy sensation
that got me locations at message board stations.
And I just do not got the attention...
I got to crack a joke to release the tension
who think I'm some child who just tries to make spams
'cause I write these threads and spam the replies.
So you always keep post the same stupid questions...
What card is better? What is as dang spork?
The why, the who what, when the where and the how
'til I'm talkin political and how carrots are out.
You've been drivin' me crazy. I can't take it.
I'm writin' I'm spamin'. I post then reply.
And I'm thankful for every spam that I get
but I can't write a reply in the boardroom
without spammin all over it...
You knew I won't reply your thread right.
you can call me an spammer. I'm glad.
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
Zadok won’t even delete my spam
And I spam, whenever I want to spam.
If I didn’t, then why would I say I spam?
In the replies, the threads, everyday I spam.
I don't know I just love to spam.
Please reply and comment!
Oh yeah, I am currently working on "Who let the Moggs Out"
