How to make Dementia's chair more comfy?

[maraud234]

My good friend/enemy has a problem. His trusty steel chair while deadly isn't very comfy. Does anybody have any ideas on how to increase the chair's comfort level without decreasing the deadly level.

 

[Daggertooth]

Hmm.... Here, let me give it a try.

Daggertooth grabs The steel chair and pours superglue all over the seat. He then covers the glue with popcorn.

That auta help a bit.


Daggertooth stanhds back to admire his work.

Daggertooth

 

[Prince RXI]

*RXI eats the popcorn off of the chair with the glue.*

yummy

*RXI takes Demetia's chair and puts a Lay-z-boy Chair in it's play.*

There





Prince RXI, spits out the glue and sniffs it

 

[Ransac]

You should try coating it with birds's nests OR dried bracken. It works wonders.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Gerode]

If you hit your friend over the head with the chair enough, he'll be too numb to feel discomfort!

 

[maraud234]

I agree... food is good.

 

[Dementia]

If I would have known you were this considerate I might not have hit you so hard with my chair maraud.

Or, I might have hit you harder! Who knows in this crazy mixed up world

Why the son of a biscuit is there glue AND bird crap all over my chair?!

(Dementia looks at everyone accusingly)

Well, anyone gonna speak up?

 

[Ransac]

THE BUTLER DID IT!!!!!


Jenkins: No, I didn't, sir.



KILL THE BUTLER!!!!!!!!!



Jenkins: Oh, crap.


*The Off-Topic elite kill Jenkins, the butler.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

He should sling it...oh wait! He already does!