*Ransac walks in wearing a California Raisin suit.*
OH YEAH!!!! I heard it through the GRAPE VINE!!!!
Oh, sorry. Welcome!
Okay, enough hardy-har-har. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the foyer (That's just a cool word, because it's pronounced fo-yay). Also, here's you complimentary can of spam, your invitation to walk to McDonald's, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man