Hijackers Surprised to Find Themselves in Hell

[arhar]

Check out this most interesting article, which describes what happened with the September 11 hijackers after the WTC plane crash (not for the kids or the squeamish)

http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/hijackers_surprised.html

 

[linsivvi]

i love that site, the greatest view on news the world has ever seen.

 

[Apollo]

Great site. I get all my news from there.

That's how I get my facts to use when debating with you people...

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

Whew, I love that site.

My favorite title is, "US vows to defeat whoever it is were at war with"

 

[Chaos Turtle]

My favorite is God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
(yes, that's a link)

 

[DÛke]

...LOL Chaos Turtle.

 

[Spiderman]

Good satire. I know the Onion took a breather for a couple of days; good to see they're back in the swing of things.

 

[Rando]

"But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile..."

Ilaughed for a full 5 minutes. Everyone at work is staring at me and thinks I'm insane now, but that one line is well worth it.

 

[terzarima]

I love that site, I get the onion radio news on Cjay everday. My favourite has to be "Bush cleans up national parks" You should look it up

 

[mogg bomber]

Is this the one you were talking about?

http://www.theonion.com/onion3724/bush_vows_to_remove.html

That one is good, but the "U.S. vows to defeat whoever it is we're at war with" is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "With any luck, they'll have uniforms"