Namielus: Okay, the training will commence for you in the Off-Topic forum. I will post a thread there.
urzamasterpimp:Welcome!
Okay, enough talking. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the ferret whipping room. Also, here are your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man