Welcome to the CPA, the Condemned Police Academy.
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Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.
See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
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Finally! I have stolen the nickname speech! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BTW, PM Zadok001. He'll probably put a note here how he's pissed that I stole the speech.
BTW again, hi.
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It's tradition. Welcome!