...Django has the same one
!
Well, I'll do Zadok's speech:
*Cut and paste*
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}
Just follow his directions, and PM Zadok001.
He'll give you the name you desire.
[OMG! I was kidding!
--Zadok001]