That would be 279 so far, Griffith.

J/K
Welcome, welcome, welcome!

Bad advice is often the norm around here, but that's ok... More things to experiment with...
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.

See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request, I'll give you one.

/end{nickname speech}