Hey K9's Hampster!

[Gerode]

You probably never read this. In my "New Members" post, a few extremely strange people may remember this:

Originally posted by Gerode
Caffeine! Caffeine! Caffeine!

<The gerbil inside Gerode's head begins rapidly running in his hampster wheel at the thought of the miracle drug>
<Muffled squeak-squeak of hampster wheel>

Here's an idea for the little Orange name I want. Allow me to change it to something else when my short attention span wanders away from this discussion.
"Slave of Shiny Objects"

<Squeak squeak THUNK>
<Gerbil, exhausted from actually _thinking_, collapses while running and is tossed from rapidly spinning hampster wheel against Gerode's thick skull. Poor little guy>

Mitch, the gerbil in my head, has decided to come out after over 3 months of hiding in the recesses of my head. He craves annihilation of the hampster in your head, and challenges your Hampster to a fight!

Mitch (after jumping out of my ears, thus leaving Gerode as a lifeless lump of biomass):
"<squeak squeak squeak>
[Hoipa is the stupidest word I have ever heard! Come out and fight, inferior rodent!]"

 

[fuzzy510]

Unfortunately, I don't remember. What does this have to do with K9Archmage???

 

[Apollo]

I remember. Fuzzy, the Gerbil in Gerode's head wishes to duel the hamster in K9's head. So he challenged him here.

Make sense? It sure doesn't to me.

 

[Gerode]

I'm confused, too. Mitch seems to be in one of those "world domination" moods again. Oh well.

Mitch: "<squeak squeak squeak>
[You have not yet met me in warfare?!?
YOU SHALL BE REPENTED!!!]"

 

[fuzzy510]

My shrew Franklin wants to join in. Is that OK???

 

[Gerode]

Mitch: "<squeak squeak squeak>
[Who's side is Franklin on?!? If he sides with me, he will enjoy undeniable victory and the unmerciful REPENTANCE of Hampsters!!!]"

 

[K9Archmage]

Unfortunately, apollo was controlled by nodnarb, and swooped down and tor off my head, not like i need it anyway. So i must wait until apollo gives bakc hammy.

Hoipa

 

[fuzzy510]

Like everything else, Franklin is bipartisan. In other words, FREE FOR ALL!!!!!

 

[Gerode]

Mitch: "<squeak squeak squeak>
[Ah ha! The hampsters have been REPENTED!!! Gerbils shall reign superior!!!]"

[Mitch, who has snapped out of his World Domination mood and is without the will to fight Franklin, jumps back into Gerode's head with unchallenged superiority as he wastes the hours away in his exercise wheel.]

[Edited by Gerode on 12-12-00 at 05:39 PM]

 

[K9Archmage]

*suddenly, apollo swoops down and tears off gerode's head

No! he's got both of our pets and heads!

 

[Gerode]

[me] throws hundreds of Sharp Pointy Shiny Ojects at Apollo, causing Apollo to squawk in pain and drop my head and your hampster. [/me]

What is your hampster's name, anyway?

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Ooh! Hamster fight!

[me]rips off head... And suddenly, defeing all rules of 3 demensional physiscs, a huge 400 foot dragon rips out from Ka-moho-ali'i's now disembodied corpse.[/me]

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[Edited by Hawaiian mage on 12-12-00 at 07:05 PM]

 

[K9Archmage]

My name is Hammy, and i have finally managed to gain full control of this pathetic body. I accept your pathetically pathetic challenge, especially since Hawaiian Mage is on my side, Right BUDDY? PLEASE TELL MY IM RIGHT!

Hoipa

 

[fuzzy510]

(Franklin gets nukes, and bombs K9's hamster and Gerode's ferret to a state where they can't be regenerated)

Franklin: SQUEAK!!! (YEAH!!!!!)

 

[K9Archmage]

But fuzzy! you forget that the world is inverted! That nuke gave us energy instead of taking it from us!

[me] is put on a leash and taken outside to do his business.[/me]

Hoipa

 

[Teferi]

whoa i'm scared..K9's begining to make sense...

[me] snaps his fingers and is forced to live in norway as a pig farmer until jesus returns[/me]

d'oh!

 

[K9Archmage]

the universe is inverted! remember? therfore the pigs are farming you until jesus leaves!

Hoipa

 

[Teferi]

D'OH!!!!!

farming me...that's weird

 

[K9Archmage]

HAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH! You said D'oh! hahahhaha! I feel spiffy now

HOipa

 

[Gerode]

I would like to limit this fight to rodents. Dragons have a noticeable advantage. We don't want our little critters to get hurt, do we?
And isn't Franklin bi-partisan?
And Mitch is a GERBIL, not a ferret.

Mitch: "<squeak squeak squeak>
[Now it's personal! I will REPENT you from your ignorant remark and explosion!!!]"

[Mitch whips out his switchblade and cuts himself. The world is inverted, so Franklin get gutted beyond recognition.]