Hey guys

[TheFunkyNose]

Hey, I have a HUGE collection of cards that I made... I just gotta find them. Pretty soon I'll be posting most of them, so watch out you bums.

 

[maraud234]

I regret being called a bum! I like to think of myself as a proficient slacker.

 

[fuzzy510]

I've seen these cards. A preview of one of those cards:

Poop-Covered Forest
Land
Tap: Add one brownish-green mana to your mana pool.

KILL THEFUNKYNOSE!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ransac]

Hmmm. Brownish-green mana? Didn't I make a card that created that type of mana a while back when I first joined?






Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Ransac]

I was close. I just researched it and found this:

Brownish-green Lotus
0
Artifact
If you can make target player puke, sacrifice Brownish-green Lotus and add 5 mana of any combination of colors to your mana pool.



Once again, I was close.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[fuzzy510]

Just don't be excited.

 

[TheFunkyNose]

Smech, Deaf Guy 2UU
Creature - Deaf Guy Legend

Cannot block.
Second Strike (Any creatures blocking Smech, Deaf Guy gain first strike).
<UU><T>:Smech, Deaf Guy can block until end of turn.


"What? I can't hear you. Hand me a hearing aid. Thank you. What? I still can't hear you. Dagnabit! This ain't no hearing aid! Can't you losers find me a hearing aid? Oh dash it all, here they come. Come on guys! I need a darn hearing aid! Now... what was I saying?"
-Smech, Deaf Guy

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

TURD CUTTER in the forest
Enchant Poop-Covered Forest
Enchanted poop-covered forest becomes a normal forest.
"So birds get diarrhea also?"