Hey, Green giant!

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Jolly Green Giant, Dec 22, 2000.

  1. Jolly Green Giant New Member

    Hi! I'm JGG. I'm Bob's neighbor aka Pikk Axx!!!
  2. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    /begin{theft of nickname speech speech}
    /begin{nickname speech}
    Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. :) See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'. :)
    /end{nickname speech}

    Finally! I have stolen the nickname speech! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    BTW, PM Zadok001. He'll probably put a note here how he's pissed that I stole the speech.

    BTW again, hi.
    /end{theft of nickname speech speech}

    You know, I've done this many times before, but it never gets old! :)
  3. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    I'm evil. Now I know what you're thinking, "you're not evil, I bet at home you like to pet your kitty cat" well you're damn right I like to pet my kitty cat! There is not a thing more evil than that which is cute and fluffy!
    Mahahahahaha! Beware cuteness.

  4. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Mr. X, I'm evil, but I'm not cute or fluffy! I'm FUZZY!!!!

    BTW, that's where my name comes from. (DUH!!)

    BTW, this is my 200th post! Only 800 more!
  5. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    You're not evil, fuzzy. you're just annoying.

    True evil is that quality found in fluffy kittens.
    I doubt you're even fuzzy though, anyway.

    I, Tzyver, the render of worlds, am known to be cute.
    And I am quite evil.

    So, to reiterate, Beware Cuteness.
  6. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    hey i'm not cute or fuzzy, but i'm evil, i guess its the whole menacing behemoth thing
  7. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Hi, I'm the one you asked to marry you over ICQ this morning. Remember that? Of course you do!

    Any way, I'm intellegently evil. I don't have natrual advantage or anything, but I can controle any one eventually...
  8. Apollo Bird Boy

    I'm not evil. I'm just a bird. My brain isn't big enough to possess evil.

    [me]drives up in the clown car, narrowly missing Mr. Xarvox, who is to busy talking about evilness to get out of the darn road. He opens the back door, and hordes of giant mutated pies with legs pour out.[/me]

    Whoops! It seems I brought the wrong batch of pies!

    [me]starts chasing around after his pies. One falls, and smothers Mr. Xarvox's kitty cat.[/me]

    Oops! Sorry about that! Don't hurt me!
  9. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Well, I'm just here to stir up trouble.

    Anyway, Welcome to the CPA JGG!

    [me] watches as Mr. Xarvox's kitty cat eats the mutated pie and transforms into a mutated kitty/pie hybrid[/me]

    Thats just not right.
  10. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    And then, my kitty cat rips apollo to shreds and eats him.

    AGAIN, beware cuteness, for it will rip you to shreds and eat you.
  11. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    Hiya! Welcome aboard! :)

    (I'm that funny looking Zadok fellow that got mentioned up there at the beginning, but you already knew that, 'cause you PMed me...)
  12. Teferi Veteran CPA Member,Capt. Nemo


    [me] bows[/me]

    "Follow the Flame"-clue to the TRUTH about the CPA
  13. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Welcome, i am K9Archmage. God of death, god of carnage, god of...DOGS!
    MWAHAHAHH! You will fall to my legions of vampire dogs, gost dogs, dead dogs, undead dogs, and reundead dogs. Want a corpse?

  14. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    really those reundead dogs are trouble
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Welcome aboard. I'm the crazy one. heh-heh-heh.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    you're not crazy, everyone else is just overly sane
  17. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Azreal, umm, about that last message. I don't think that is completely true.

  18. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    yeah, i'll admit it, you're crazy. happy?
  19. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Yeah, sure azreal. You can think what you want, then get absorbed into the pure insanity that is the CPA.

  20. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    It's kind of like in the Matrix, Azreal. We're all really hooked up to some giant thing that uses our lifeforce to generate power - except it's created all the clowns in the world. They would be funnier, but if too much insanity is gathered in one place, incredible amounts of insane energy are created, and it has to be used for something, or else a multicolored explosion....

    But don't worry, JGG, they give you a free t-shirt for letting them suck the life-force out of you. a good deal altogether....


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