...you realize that I'm a 17 year-old teenager with school in mind

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I can't go anywhere these days; I'm either stuck with my job and school, or spending my final days with my girlfriend. I can't leave. I'm really, really, really, really sorry man.
Maybe next year, when I'm in college, and all by my own, I'll be more than happy to actually meet you inperson, and maybe we could be real life friends other than just digital.
Besides, you said you don't want a psychopath, you picked the wrong person

, j/k. I won't steal your cards. I don't value Magic cards' theft at all. I used to care for getting cards ASAP, but not anymore. I barely play Magic. Maybe every month or so, you'll see me playing a game, but that's about it.
All my friends don't play Magic, and all my friends that do play Magic have quit, therefore, I'm left all alone, by myself. Even my brother quit. Everyone quit. Except me. I won't quit, and that's because I believe that someday, somewhere, I'll meet a bunch of people who are interested in the game as much as I am.
Maybe I'll meet you sometimes next year. I don't know.
I'd love to replay Magic.
You picked the wrong time, Rando, I'm not in the mental mood of playing, both my digital and real life girlfriends are leaveing or have already left. I don't feel that great. Sorry.
Thanks for asking though

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Just wait, I WILL meet you, and we'll play a nice game of Magic sometimes. Just wait and see. We'll meet. We will...