Just introducing mself. I'm English, 18, and study Computing at college. I have an account on MOTL, and DnScards, for those of you that visit those inferior sites!
Okay, enough mish-mash. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the giant, urinated swimming pool. Also, here's your complimentary jar of scoff, your invitation to watch the Wundlingylings(or however you spell it), and you key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.