Vov! Puerto Rico! That's about...really far from vhere I live!
Velcome! Vatch out for the noisy ice machine, it bites!
*TURD CUTTER!!! farts on SenenCito*
P.S. fuzzy, vhy are there "r"s in your post. I thought that all "r"s got replaced with "z"s in your posts. You're in big trouble young man!