For your benefit and viewing pleasure, I will now condense the entirety of what this thread would have become into one post.
Thallid Ice Cream Man: Qelcome.
Apollo: Welcome.
fuzzy510: Hi. blah blah midget porn blah blah bring to my house blah blah 6-o'-clock blah blah big cash money $$ blah blah I suck.
Ransac: Hello.
Here is the key to your room with the padded walls, strategically located right next to, but in a dimension alternate from, the spa, along with a lock of hair from nodnarb's initiation goat, the premiere issue of MIDGETS AND MARAUD234: MONTHLY, and a tote bag with every pledge of $14.
ransacattack: shut up ransac, you're making spam
maraud234: I'm guessing that you're a mormon, so stop.
tborren: welcome (some incredibly complicated and bouncy ASCII characters follow)
DÛke: Vogue
Gerode: f34r the psychos! w00t!
Phyrexian Pie-Eater: One slice of pie for you, 234 for me.
Dakkon Blackblade: HAHAHA! I will take over the world!
There. Now you don't have to read any threads ever again. The entire CPA is always like this, trust me
Of course, this wonderful service doesn't come cheap. You owe me $23499937.23 and a yak's liver. Payment preferred in yen, centimes, or slugs.
Have a nice day!
