Hello

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Zebra Shaman, Jul 2, 2001.

  1. Zebra Shaman New Member

    Hello. I am a magic player. I eat cheesy poofs. I am a retard. I eat zebras. I am a shaman. I eat salmon. I am getting annoying.

    Anyway, i am a bored and weird little boy.:D
  2. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    For your benefit and viewing pleasure, I will now condense the entirety of what this thread would have become into one post.
    Thallid Ice Cream Man: Qelcome.
    Apollo: Welcome.
    fuzzy510: Hi. blah blah midget porn blah blah bring to my house blah blah 6-o'-clock blah blah big cash money $$ blah blah I suck.
    Ransac: Hello.
    Here is the key to your room with the padded walls, strategically located right next to, but in a dimension alternate from, the spa, along with a lock of hair from nodnarb's initiation goat, the premiere issue of MIDGETS AND MARAUD234: MONTHLY, and a tote bag with every pledge of $14.
    ransacattack: shut up ransac, you're making spam
    maraud234: I'm guessing that you're a mormon, so stop.
    tborren: welcome (some incredibly complicated and bouncy ASCII characters follow)
    DÛke: Vogue :)
    Gerode: f34r the psychos! w00t!
    Phyrexian Pie-Eater: One slice of pie for you, 234 for me.
    Dakkon Blackblade: HAHAHA! I will take over the world!

    There. Now you don't have to read any threads ever again. The entire CPA is always like this, trust me ;)
    Of course, this wonderful service doesn't come cheap. You owe me $23499937.23 and a yak's liver. Payment preferred in yen, centimes, or slugs.

    Have a nice day! :)
  3. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    ::Stationwagon of Welcomeness is back in full effect. It comes a rumblin in. In the driver's seat is the pie guy(of course) with his "drivin' shades" and his "drivin' gloves" but not his "drivin' pants". Pulls up the SoW and slams to a stop...hitting TICM. Watches TICM reform (gotta love thallids). Busts out punch, pie, and a bar'b'q. Roasts up some ribs, steak, and burgers

    COME AND GET IT!!
  4. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    welcome back k9! :p
  5. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    (Dementia hits Zebra Shaman over the head with the steel chair)

    That wasn't very :(riginal was it? I guess I'm just kinda depressed cause TICM f:(rg:(t me.

    *Sniff sniff*

    Welc:Dme
    Dementia
    CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
  6. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    f34r the psychos! w00t!

    Close enough :) I didn't even have to think of how I'd spell "fear" this time.
  7. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Welcome!



    Okay, enough messing around. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Poacher's Bar & Grill. Also, here's your complimentary lucky penny, your invitation to go join the circus, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


    Enjoy!


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I'm not like that, TICM!!!!! Argh!!!!!
  10. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    well, i wasnt mentioned either...

    heres your complimentary hot dog...perfect for that midget porn :eek:
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hey, menolikeygurus, he also gets free hot sauce with that hot dog!!!!! Especially if he reads the midget porn.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Stop reregistering K9!!!!!

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