Well, hullo to you, too. how're you doing, on this fine crumpet of a day? I hope you find your stay here in the CPA an enjoyable one.
Who am I? I'm the resident crazy man!!!!!!!! Here's your room key. It's in between Nodnarb24's room and Zadok001's room. If you need anything. Just whistle. It'll make you look like an idiot, which being an idiot is what I'm all about.
Good da' mate! Let's put a shrimp on the barby. Oh wait that's australian.
Let's try this again.
Good mourning chap. Let's have tea and crumpets when Big Ben strikes noon. Don't forget to carry a tourch when you are stuck on a lift when the tele is out.
another magic related persona! whee now we have 4!
welcome to the secret club even the founders don't know about the magic persona Mafia...here's your secret room key, a million dollars, and three secret assassinations, remember if u change your name all these thing will become void and u will be killed promptly
[me]gives Sidar two buff body guards[/me]
remember we secretlty rule this place...it's secret
Welcome to the funny pages.
You can stay as long as you don't act like; Ransac, Teferi, TURDCUTTER, Daggertooth, Mr. Xarvox, and Zadok001 (He's the real crazy one around here, but don't tell him I said it...)
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}
hey, now that fuzzy's gone, somebody's got to steal the nickname speech. y not me?
Announcer:While Ransac is laughing, we welcome you to the most magical place on Earth.....or at least in the web sites on earth. This is the CPA. A place where children run naked in the streets. A place where politicians beat each other up for coffee money. A place where the female population.......is practically non-existant. Now, back to Ransac.
Okay, I'm not going to bother lieing this time. I could really care less if you posted here or not, since chances are that will be the only post you ever make. Like the rest here, I mearly am raising my post count.
Welcome aboard! England, neh? Go talk to Gizmo, our local Brit of choice. (Amazing how such a tiny little island can have such a HUGE impact on the rest of the world... Size intimidation? I think not! J/K)
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}
...it's a crazy place, I'll tell ya. Watch your back, ALL the time...you'll neva' know where death lurks; any second, anyone...could be trying to get you into the Battle Arena. Don't go there.
[Pats on the back] Oh, boy...I'll tell ya...it's your choice...go with the crazy flow, or be on your own crazy boat (what I did). Up to ya.