Try this, I hear it helps with hemmarroid(I know I spelled it wrong) infections!
Blow you nose his your dog's underwear and stand on your pinky for 45 hours. Then, sing the star spangled banner backwards(do it right the first time, other-wise you'll have to start over again) while jumping on a fresh-made seven-layer cake. Then, scream out the words "ALBLUJA PIKATHULU". If you have been attacked by a rabid ferret, you did it correctly. If it was a rabid mongoose, you wil die.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Blow you nose his your dog's underwear and stand on your pinky for 45 hours. Then, sing the star spangled banner backwards(do it right the first time, other-wise you'll have to start over again) while jumping on a fresh-made seven-layer cake. Then, scream out the words "ALBLUJA PIKATHULU". If you have been attacked by a rabid ferret, you did it correctly. If it was a rabid mongoose, you wil die.
Ransac, cpa trash man