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Shiro, Time Devourer
Guest
Play the Chain of Vapor... Yeah? I'll just have to bounce wit it!
Chorus
Goblins:
It's a hard knock life for us (x2)
Steada swingin', we get whacked.
Steada blockin', we get sacced.
Skirk:
I don't know how to be, no gobs in OBC. God only knows.
Gotta reprint Squee as another goblin, R&D. See how it goes.
The graveyard's all my team sees. You ask me my name?
S to the Kizzo, I to the Rizzo, K to the... *Charging Slateback*! I dunno how to spell the rest of this motherf*Standardize* (It's a hard knock life!)
Y'all knew dawt. There are four other Lords in Onslaught.
And they also tap five guys that don't die! What's with that?
It sucks like Prophecy without the Avatar of W-O-E
Gimme Earnest Fellowship, Repercussion, give the opp a concussion, mother*Chain of Silence*
Goblins:
It's a hard knock life (Kaboom!) for us
It's a hard knock life for us (Stick that on the stack and Fork it!)
Steada swingin', we get whacked. (Uh-huh)
Steada blockin', we get sacced. (Off to the yard!)
It's a hard knock life for us (Uh huh uh huh uh huh)
It's a hard knock life for us
Steada swingin', we get whacked. (That *Weird Harvest* Shiro wants to replace us with Starlets.)
Steada blockin', we get sacced. (They're a bunch of harlots*, f00!)
Skirk:
Got a Risky Move, droppin' goblins at you and stayin' alive.
Got a lofty crew, gettin it ON in Goblin Sligh
Till then I'll *Words of Wind* on my *Airborne Aid*
*Wheel and Deal*, morph up *Krosan Colossus* on call
and *Break Open* your *Ebonblade Reaper*
Flip it face-up y'all.
Goblin Chorus
Skirk:
This is a shout out to Goblin Nabob
You know him well, that's Squee
I met him, well I saw him played in a draft once.
("It's a hard knock life!")
Stick that in your *fetchlands* and smoke it!
Yeahhhh, I said *fetchlands*!
BTW: I looked at the fetchlands earlier and found out they were quite good, just highly overrated. Much like Call of the Herd.
*harlots = "ho's"
Chorus
Goblins:
It's a hard knock life for us (x2)
Steada swingin', we get whacked.
Steada blockin', we get sacced.
Skirk:
I don't know how to be, no gobs in OBC. God only knows.
Gotta reprint Squee as another goblin, R&D. See how it goes.
The graveyard's all my team sees. You ask me my name?
S to the Kizzo, I to the Rizzo, K to the... *Charging Slateback*! I dunno how to spell the rest of this motherf*Standardize* (It's a hard knock life!)
Y'all knew dawt. There are four other Lords in Onslaught.
And they also tap five guys that don't die! What's with that?
It sucks like Prophecy without the Avatar of W-O-E
Gimme Earnest Fellowship, Repercussion, give the opp a concussion, mother*Chain of Silence*
Goblins:
It's a hard knock life (Kaboom!) for us
It's a hard knock life for us (Stick that on the stack and Fork it!)
Steada swingin', we get whacked. (Uh-huh)
Steada blockin', we get sacced. (Off to the yard!)
It's a hard knock life for us (Uh huh uh huh uh huh)
It's a hard knock life for us
Steada swingin', we get whacked. (That *Weird Harvest* Shiro wants to replace us with Starlets.)
Steada blockin', we get sacced. (They're a bunch of harlots*, f00!)
Skirk:
Got a Risky Move, droppin' goblins at you and stayin' alive.
Got a lofty crew, gettin it ON in Goblin Sligh
Till then I'll *Words of Wind* on my *Airborne Aid*
*Wheel and Deal*, morph up *Krosan Colossus* on call
and *Break Open* your *Ebonblade Reaper*
Flip it face-up y'all.
Goblin Chorus
Skirk:
This is a shout out to Goblin Nabob
You know him well, that's Squee
I met him, well I saw him played in a draft once.
("It's a hard knock life!")
Stick that in your *fetchlands* and smoke it!
Yeahhhh, I said *fetchlands*!
BTW: I looked at the fetchlands earlier and found out they were quite good, just highly overrated. Much like Call of the Herd.
*harlots = "ho's"
