Happy Thanksgiving 2005!
- Thread starter Spiderman
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orgg
Guest
I'mma gonna scarf some Turkey Breasts and Ketchup!
And Remember-- Turkey Legs are not cures for Diarihha.
And Remember-- Turkey Legs are not cures for Diarihha.
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Nightstalkers
Guest
Driving home today from work I noticed that the guy in front of me had pulled out of a Kroger and something was quite awry with the situation. I didn't really know what was wrong, but I knew there was something... Well, the guy's back tailgate was down and I could see all his groceries... So when he started up to about 80 KPH I got the first hand experience of dodging a flying turkey. After swerving several times to miss another turkey, eggs, two gallons of milk, and a couple bags of other grocery items I began honking at the man.
Shortly thereafter I was pulled over by a cop and suspected for DUI.
I now have a ticket for driving recklessly and several photos to take into the court as evidence that I was swerving to avoid flying turkeys.
No... The cop didn't believe that I was swerving to avoid flying turkeys.
Shortly thereafter I was pulled over by a cop and suspected for DUI.
I now have a ticket for driving recklessly and several photos to take into the court as evidence that I was swerving to avoid flying turkeys.
No... The cop didn't believe that I was swerving to avoid flying turkeys.
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Apollo
Guest
Hey everyone, I was feeling nostalgic on this holiday and thought I'd stop by and say hi. 
TomB, I hope you're still holding up at the ripe old age of 70.
Ransac, I hope you've gotten better at sizing people's black clothing.
Ferret, I hope you've finally separated yourself from that other Ferrett.
Spidey, I hope your wife never discovered all those old flings with Whimsy.
Orgg, I hope you've (insert Discworld joke here).
TomB, I hope you're still holding up at the ripe old age of 70.
Ransac, I hope you've gotten better at sizing people's black clothing.
Ferret, I hope you've finally separated yourself from that other Ferrett.
Spidey, I hope your wife never discovered all those old flings with Whimsy.
Orgg, I hope you've (insert Discworld joke here).
Killer Joe
New member
Greetings my State neighbor!
I hope you and everyone else here had a great Holiday!
List of things I was able to fit on my plate (1st. serving):
~Turkey (Dark only & ever)
~Cranberry Sauce
~Cole Slaw (HEY! It's Pennsylvania!)
~Stuffing (Homemade not box or can)
~Greens Beans with bread crusts
~Mashed Potato's (Mashed not whipped)
~Sweet Potato's w/ Marshmallows
~Canned Corn
~Gravy over everything except the slaw
2nd. Serving:
Only a liitle bit of dark Turkey, a smidge of Mashed potatos and of course, more cranberry sauce!
Dessert was yucky pumpkin squares that my mother in-law has one of her friends make for me special because I made the mistake of having one about 15 years ago and said I liked it. Little did I know that everyone else in the family hated it and it was about to be permanantly erased from the holiday menu. Honestly, i only ate it and said I liked because:
1.) No one taken a piece yet so I thought I'd do the honors and;
2.) I then realized how horrible it was but didn't want to hurt my mother-in-law's feelings and replied to query of 'did I like it' and I said, "Yes."
I hope you and everyone else here had a great Holiday!
List of things I was able to fit on my plate (1st. serving):
~Turkey (Dark only & ever)
~Cranberry Sauce
~Cole Slaw (HEY! It's Pennsylvania!)
~Stuffing (Homemade not box or can)
~Greens Beans with bread crusts
~Mashed Potato's (Mashed not whipped)
~Sweet Potato's w/ Marshmallows
~Canned Corn
~Gravy over everything except the slaw
2nd. Serving:
Only a liitle bit of dark Turkey, a smidge of Mashed potatos and of course, more cranberry sauce!
Dessert was yucky pumpkin squares
that my mother in-law has one of her friends make for me special because I made the mistake of having one about 15 years ago and said I liked it. Little did I know that everyone else in the family hated it and it was about to be permanantly erased from the holiday menu. Honestly, i only ate it and said I liked because:1.) No one taken a piece yet so I thought I'd do the honors and;
2.) I then realized how horrible it was but didn't want to hurt my mother-in-law's feelings and replied to query of 'did I like it' and I said, "Yes."
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Apollo
Guest
YJ: I'm not your state neighbor anymore, sadly. I'm going to school at the University of Illinois, so I'm two states away, but I'll be a little closer in a couple of weeks when I go home for winter break.
I'm mired in computer labs or at the school paper almost all the time (I'm taking a break right now from making a metal figure run around and trip and explode). All that typing is awfully hard on the ol' wings. Blech.
Spidey: You just keep tellin ol' Mary Jane that.
I'm mired in computer labs or at the school paper almost all the time (I'm taking a break right now from making a metal figure run around and trip and explode). All that typing is awfully hard on the ol' wings. Blech.
Spidey: You just keep tellin ol' Mary Jane that.