Ahhh darsh, as much as i would like to take you on, and of course, beat you, I'm away all weekend so I'll try and get on my computer monday, and get apprentice then too.
DUke: you just wait. One of these days, you'll be browsing in the bookstore, and you'll notice people milling around the bestseller rack. Curious, you'll pick up the book they're looking at. Then, you'll notice the author: "Apollo."
...the second I see "Apollo" as the author, is the second I'll spend ALL my live savings to buy ALL those books from EVERYONE freakin' store in this Earth. Then, I'll make sure I'll burn those books so that YOU, where-ever you are could smell the ash of your little book...not only that, BUT I'll even rebuy ALL copies that have been sold for huge amounts of money...and I'll burn those too...I'll record all of your books burnt, and I'll send you a copy...do you want it on DVD or VHS?