Happy Birthday Ransac!

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Nightstalkers

Guest
Erm... umm... Happy birthday Ransac...


-digs through his pockets pulling out loose change, lint, bottle tops, and finally a golden spork. He slams the gold spork onto the table and walks off-
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac sheds a tear, seeing his old friends celebrating his birthday for him.*


Today hasn't been all that great, so far. I have a research paper due on friday(rough draft due tomorrow), an exam tomorrow, and three finals on saturday. Oh, and I've been sick, too(though I rarely let being sick affect my attendence at college).

Oh, and only 4 of my colleagues (so far) remembered that today was my birthday. I feel so loved.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
T

train

Guest
Happy belated - I wasn't on much yesterday... but I am today... so this is kind of late but not really...

here - have a female pro-wrestler with brass knuckles...

(we were out of brass poles...)
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Well, she could do more damage with a pole anyway, so that's probably all the better for him!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac would appreciate it if you didn't use the pole, thank you very much.*


*Ransac hits train over the head with a bronze rabbit*


I miss doing that.



*Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone else is wearing black clothing 18 sizes too small.*


I love doing that.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
A

Apollo

Guest
Any clothing looks good on my feathered tushie, no matter how small! :D

Happy bday, ransac.
 
O

orgg

Guest
Originally posted by Ransac
**Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone else is wearing black clothing 18 sizes too small.*


I love doing that.



Ransac, cpa trash man
Good to see you back, SacMan! Missed seeing you around... mabe you could get a MOL account? :)

...but considering by making my single breechcloth eighteen sizes too small just makes everyone else a bit embarassed, why do you love doing it?
 
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