Happy Birthday EricBess!

[Spiderman]

ya old man....

 

[rkoelsch]

Happy Birthday, ya young whipper snapper

 

[DÛke]

...

This is just for you -- my friend -- Eric.

I would not miss the satisfaction of wishing you a great birthday, no matter what...

Do have a nice one -- please!

 

[train]

Happy birthday EB... Any pole dances planned for the day???

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I will dance with the pole in your honor!

What? This pole does not know how to Tango!

Ah, well. Treat yourself well today.

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

Happy Birthday!

 

[MrXarvox]

Hape brfde!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ransac]

Is he old enough to kill him, yet?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Apollo]

You're never too young to be killed, Ransac!

Happy birthday, EB!

 

[Almindhra]

Originally posted by DÛke
...

This is just for you -- my friend -- Eric.

I would not miss the satisfaction of wishing you a great birthday, no matter what...

Do have a nice one -- please!

I thought I told you to go away and never return again...Now go away and stop y'er lurking...

 

[train]

Whoa!!!! - Chick fight!!!

 

[DÛke]

...

Almindhra:

I thought I told you to go away and never return again...Now go away and stop y'er lurking...

Oh, but sweetheart...if you love me that much, you should just tell me! No use of concealing your lust behind a feeble disguise - after all I am your <cough> prophecy - so I know what flirts down that mind of yours...

...besides, I have some time to lurk. I'll lurk. You know you like it and --

You just need sex, that is all.

 

[MrXarvox]

<laughs head off>


>>Clunk<<


oops...

 

[train]

Whoa!!!

An X-Rated Thread!!!!

Quick someone start posting visuals!!!!

 

[theorgg]

WOW! DUke's back! Cool!



*theorgg hears very bassy music start in the background, with Carmina Buranda pich shifted low as well...

 

[Almindhra]

Originally posted by DÛke


Oh, but sweetheart...

Um...No...I am not a sweetheart...And don't ever call me that wretched name again...

if you love me that much, you should just tell me! No use of concealing your lust behind a feeble disguise - after all I am your <cough> prophecy - so I know what flirts down that mind of yours...

Ok, here we go...You want to know what Duke's prophecy is everyone?...That my relationship with my bf will end down the road and I will find another...But of course he said it much more fae'er than that...Then he says that.....hes the prophecy?.....

*coughs, gags, pukes, wipes her mouth off with Duke's turbin then throws up again*...

Excuse me...

You just need sex, that is all.

I get mine, don't worry about poor lil' oh me...You're the one who hasn't....*goes back to her middle school years*...gone to second base yet...So there!....

neener neener neener!

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Jeez, can't you kids snipe at one another someplace else? This is a Happy Birthday thread for heavens' sake!