Goofy shiznit

[Firestorm]

Rishadan Harbor
3UU

Desert Island
Land
Comes into play tapped
T: add U to your mana pool.
Sacrafice a Ship Token: add UU to your mana pool and put 3 Stranded Sailor tokens into play. Treat these as 1/1 Blue creatures with islandwalk.
"Help!"

Keldon Mine
Land
Comes into play tapped.
Sacrafice a mountain: Put two Ore counters on Keldon Mine.
T: Add R to your mana pool.

Yamivaya Lumber Yard
Land
Comes into play tapped.
Sacrafice a Forest: put two Wood counters on Yamivaya Lumber Yard.
T: Add G to your mana pool.


Rishadan Shipyard
Land
Comes into play tapped.
1,T, Remove 5 Wood tokens from Rishadan Shipyard: Put a Ship taken into play. Treat this as a 2/4 blue creature with Islandwalk, and has, "T: Remove any number of Ore or Wood counters from any number of lands you control and put them on any Rishadan Shipyard or Warehouse you control, You may only play this ability if you have a Rishadan Port in play." Any damage delt to this card by a red source is doubled.
2,T, Remove 3 Wood counters and 3 Ore counters from this card: Put a Pirate Ship token into play. Treat this as a 4/3 blue creature with Islandwalk that has, "Whenever your opponent is delt combat damage from this card, he or she discards a card from their hand and you may draw a card."
3,T, Remove 10 Ore counters to put a Warship token into play. Treat this as a 6/7 Creature with Islandwalk, First Strike, and Trample into play which has, "1,T: Deals 4 damage to target creature.
4,Tastroy target land." All damage delt to this creature is reduced by 2.
You may not play any of these abilities unless you control a Rishadan Port.
" good will come of this."

Barge
4UU
Creature-Ship
3/6
Islandwalk
T: Remove up to 3 Ore or Wood counters from up to 5 lands you control and put them on any Rishadan Shipyard or Warehouse you control, You may only play this ability if you have a Rishadan Port in play.

 

[Cateran Emperor]

AAAAAAAAAA [gets headache from reading Firestorm's stuff]

Summon a Lexivore, quickly!

 

[Firestorm]

Timmy's Teddy Bear
BB
Artifact Creature
3/1
When Timmy's Teddy Bear comes into play, search your ibrary for all creatures and place them in your graveyard.
When Timmy's Teddy Bear leaves play, put all creature cards that are in your gravyard into play. They all have Haste until end of turn.
Timmy's Teddy Bear cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control. Timmy's Teddy Bear must be the target of any ability or spell the opponent can leagally cast with Timmy's Teddy Bear as the target.
"He told you they were coming, why didn't you listen?"

Hehe yes, Lexivore has just taken Masticore's spoot as most wanted card.

Llanwar Stump
Creature
1G
0/3
T: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.
"Its good for sitting on, and, well... sitting on!"

Twisted Aluminum Viper
4
Artifact Creature
3/1
First Strike when blocking.
Sacrafice an Aluminum Foil token:Twisted Aluminum Viper gets +2/+2


Phyrexian Roll of Tinfoil
Aftifact
Fading 10
T: Put target non-artifact creature you control on Cold Storage.
Remove a fade counter from Phyrexian Roll of Tinfoil: Put an Aluminum Foil token into play. Treat this as a 1/2 creature with fling, phasing, and First Strike into play.
"And you taer it with this little severed blade on the botom of the box. Like that. Then we save bug for later." -Squee, Goblin Nabob

Smelly Medicine Stuff
1GG
Enchantment
Attacking doesn't cause creatures you control to tap.
Sacrafice Smelly Medicine Stuff: Regenerate all creatures you want until end of turn.
"It may be smelly but it works." Some elf to a Tonic Peddler


[Edited by Firestorm on September 4th, 2000 at 01:30 PM]

 

[DÛke]

Rebrouge's Mind Hack 2UB
Sorcery
Search opponent's deck for all copies of a non-land card.
Remove those cards from the game.
Roll a die, you loose that many lives.
"I'll try and presuade the soldiers, but I have to focus, and I might even loose blood mean while..." -Rebrouge, facing the city soldiers

Rebrouge's Telekinetic Theft UB
Sorcery
Untap target non-land permenant. Gain control of that permenant. You loose life equal to that permenant's total mana cost.
"If you aren't going to fear mine, than you are going to fear yours..." Rebrouge, controling the soldiers of enemy soldiers.

Rebroug's Knife Shot 2RB
Sorcery
Roll 12 dies. For each 6, deal 1 damage to target creature or player, and for each 1, you loose 1 life.
"Don't come any closer, those knives could rip you apart..."
-Rebrouge, in battle with a raged peddler

Rebroug's Knife Shield WB
Instant
Roll 12 dies. For each 6, prevent the next 1 damage dealt to you, and for each 1, you loose 1 life.
"They could protect me and they could harm me." -Rebrouge

*****Hey Rando, can you guess why I choose to roll 12 dies? The answer should be clear to you*****

Galdan's Healing Power WW
Sorcery
Target player gains 6 lives.
"This might help..." -Galdan, to Rebrouge.

Galdan's Telepathic Communication WU
Sorcery
Look at opponent's hand and choose a card there.
At the end of opponent's turn, if that card is still in his or her hand, discard that card, and search that opponent's deck for all copies of that card and remove them from the game.
"Look me in the eyes..." Galdan, to the three-headed hell hound.

******I know Galdan never offered Rebrouge help, like in the Healing Power card above, but I just felt like rewriting history*****

Snake's Tail Whip GR
Sorcery
Deal 4 damag to target creature.
"sssssssssssssssssss..." Snake, kicking the crap out of a town soldier

Snake's Ring of Spirit Balance 3
Artifact
Whenever you loose life or are dealt damage, you gain life.
"Take this, it will help balance your spirit..." Snake, to Rebrouge.

Snake's Poison Spit 1BG
Sorcery
Put a -1/-1 counter on all non-black, non-green creatures.
"I'm not all friendly you know...sssssssssssss..." Snake, spitting poison at everyone.

*******Did Snake ever have a Poison Spit or is it just me?*****
What do you think?





[Edited by DÛke on September 4th, 2000 at 01:17 PM]

 

[Istanbul]

Stupidity 1UU
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creatures loses all special abilities.
"Oh, dear, my opponent appears to be casting an enchantment upon me...have to stop...oooh...pretty colors..."

Funky Monkey 2B
Creature - Monkey
Kicker 2B (If you pay the kicker cost, Funky Monkey comes into play with +1/+1 and 'B: Regenerates')
B: Funky Monkey deals 1 damage to all creatures and players.
2/2
"I hate cleaning out the friggin' monkey cages. They always throw crap at me."

Order of Chaos 1WR
Creature - Knight
First Strike
If you control a basic Plains, sacrifice Order of Chaos.
If you control a basic Mountain, sacrifice Order of Chaos.
3/3
Multiple Personality Disorder is not a redeeming quality in a knight.


[Edited by Istanbul on September 8th, 2000 at 12:01 AM]

 

[Rando]

I just saw the cards you made from our RPG for the first time. Cool. You ought to make a legend card for each of the players:
Asportoff
Snake
Rebrouge
Galdan
Strago
Felas
Thordal
and even Pedazur, even though he died.
Hmmmmmm..........
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Pedazur's Limp Body 1G

Creature - Legendary Wall

Prevent all damage delt to Pedazur's Limp Body

0/1

"Well, it is just a corpse..."
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[Mordecai]

Chump Blockers on Parade G2
Enchantment
Sacrifice a creature: Prevent all combat damage dealt by target attacking creature this turn.

Kakarot WWWW
Enchantment
Kakarot comes into play with 5 delay counters.
During your upkeep, you may remove a delay counter from Kakarot.
When there are no delay counters on Kakarot, it becomes an 8/8 white Warrior creature with flying.
Goku, why aren't you here?--Krillin

 

[DÛke]

Here:

Snake 1GGG
Creature - Snakeman Legend
Tail Whip: RGG, Tap: Deal 1 damage to target creature.
Tail Poison: BGG, Tap: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
3/2
"I help the needy...NOW, I'd like to change back into a man!"

Galdan 1WW
Creature - Cleric Legend
Super Intelligence: UW, Tap: Draw a card. Gain 1 life.
Healing Factor: W, Tap: Target player gains 2 life.
0/4
"I will not help Rebrouge when he needs my healing factor..."

Stargo 2BB
Creature - Mercenary Legend
Pick a Fight: BBRR: Target creature must attack this turn. Put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
"Rebrouge! I will punish you, slay you, kill you, and finish you, and then, take you to my masters for the reward...Little they know that killing you IS the best reward in the first place"

Apstroff RRGGG
Creature - Knight Elf Legend
Sword Slash: RRGGG: Destroy all other creatures in play.
6/1
"I'm always edgy about my needs..."

Felas 1WB
Creature - Legend
You can't play Felas unless you control Feature Mask.
If at any time you don't control Feature Mask, sacrifice Felas.
Glowing Globe Search: WB, Tap: Search your deck for a card and put it in your hand. Shuffle your deck.
0/3
"Could this help?"

Rebrouge BBUU
Creature - Legend
Telekinetic Theft: BUU, Tap: Gain control of target non-land permenant. You loose life equal to that permenants total mana cost.
Telepathic Persuasion: BUU, Tap: Tap or untap all Lands, Artifacts, or Creatures target player controls. You loose half your life.
2/2
"I loose blood whenever I use my powers...As long as I got you under control, NOTHING matters..."

and Thordal, I have no idea who this is!

 

[Istanbul]

Snake - Tail Whip is VERY overcosted.
Galdan - Super Intelligence is VERY undercosted. Add 2 to the activation cost.
Stargo - Elaborate. Target creature must attack this turn if able? Target creature must attack this turn or be destroyed? What happens if it's already tapped?
Apstroff - Make him a 4/3. That way, he won't die QUITE as easily.
Felas - No. Absolutely not. Any infinite Demonic Tutor card is unacceptable at any price.
Rebrouge is the ONLY one that isn't f***ed up.

 

[Rando]

Thordal was the Dwarf that went off with Snake at the end of the 2nd story to kill that old woman.

We ought to get together and make a small "expansion" of both stories, using the monsters, places and events in the story.

Legendary lands would be Tier Amon and Radafel.

Creatures would be:
Water Witch (the thing from the pool in the first story)

Two-headed Hell Dog

Four are Many assasin

Cave Bats

Mushroom Goblin (remember the forest of huge mushrooms you found in the cave? These guys were there, but you never looked enough to find them)

Radafel Guard

Radafel Militia Man

The Master of Tier Amon would be another legend.
and so on and so forth.
Could be fun...

 

[DÛke]

Rando!
That's a great idea dang it! Let's get working on it in another thread!

That's a great idea...
I will revise the characters taking some of *taking a deep breath* Istanbul's advice.