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Fruitcake 2B
Creature - Cake
0/1
B: Regenerate Fruitcake. If Fruitcake is dealt lethal damage this turn, put a +0/+1 counter on it at end of turn.
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"Why is it that the more I eat of this stuff, the more there is?"
Beavis 2R
Creature - Legendary Idiot
3/1
If Beavis and Butthead are both in play, Beavis gets +1/+3.
1RR, T: Search your library for a card with the word 'Fire' in the title. Put that card into your hand.
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"Heh heh...fire! FIRE!"
Butthead 2R
Creature - Legendary Idiot
1/3
If Beavis and Butthead are both in play, Butthead gets +3/+1.
RRR, T: Butthead deals 3 damage to target creature.
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"Uh...huh huh....don't make me kick your @ss, Beavis!"
Skateboard 3
Artifact
2, T: Target creature you control gains first strike, trample, and haste until end of turn. Bury that creature at the end of the turn.
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"Whoah! Dude, I'm going FAST! Now, if I can just figure out how to steer..."
Kyren Hooker 1R
Creature - Goblin
0/1
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of Kyren Hooker.
At the end of each turn, any player that controls a Kyren Hooker card takes 3 damage.
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You pay her NOT to go out with you.
Elvis 3W
Creature - Lord
2/3
When Elvis comes into play, choose a creature type.
All creatures of that type which you control get +1/+1.
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He's not a king. He's THE King.
CPA Ban 2W
Instant
Counter target spell with a median Scrye value greater than $5.00. CPA Ban cannot be countered as it is being cast. (You must have a copy of the most recent issue of Scrye at hand to cast CPA Ban.)
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"Let me get this straight. You own the Power 9, and drive a Pinto?"
Rabbit 2G
Creature - Rabbit
1/1
Tap two Rabbits you control: Put a Rabbit token into play. Treat this as a 1/1 green creature.
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Wilt Chamberlain, eat your heart out.
Tyrannosaurus Rex 2GGG
Creature - Dinosaur
6/5
Trample
Fading: 2
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"Holy crap, it's coming right for us...hey, what's that rock in the sky?"
Broken Time Card U
Instant
Choose one: Take another turn after this one; or both players shuffle their libraries, hands, and graveyards together and draw seven cards; or counter target spell. Target opponent chooses one: Kick target player in the balls; slap target player in the face; or bend target player over the table and re-enact Deliverance.
Creature - Cake
0/1
B: Regenerate Fruitcake. If Fruitcake is dealt lethal damage this turn, put a +0/+1 counter on it at end of turn.
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"Why is it that the more I eat of this stuff, the more there is?"
Beavis 2R
Creature - Legendary Idiot
3/1
If Beavis and Butthead are both in play, Beavis gets +1/+3.
1RR, T: Search your library for a card with the word 'Fire' in the title. Put that card into your hand.
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"Heh heh...fire! FIRE!"
Butthead 2R
Creature - Legendary Idiot
1/3
If Beavis and Butthead are both in play, Butthead gets +3/+1.
RRR, T: Butthead deals 3 damage to target creature.
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"Uh...huh huh....don't make me kick your @ss, Beavis!"
Skateboard 3
Artifact
2, T: Target creature you control gains first strike, trample, and haste until end of turn. Bury that creature at the end of the turn.
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"Whoah! Dude, I'm going FAST! Now, if I can just figure out how to steer..."
Kyren Hooker 1R
Creature - Goblin
0/1
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of Kyren Hooker.
At the end of each turn, any player that controls a Kyren Hooker card takes 3 damage.
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You pay her NOT to go out with you.
Elvis 3W
Creature - Lord
2/3
When Elvis comes into play, choose a creature type.
All creatures of that type which you control get +1/+1.
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He's not a king. He's THE King.
CPA Ban 2W
Instant
Counter target spell with a median Scrye value greater than $5.00. CPA Ban cannot be countered as it is being cast. (You must have a copy of the most recent issue of Scrye at hand to cast CPA Ban.)
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"Let me get this straight. You own the Power 9, and drive a Pinto?"
Rabbit 2G
Creature - Rabbit
1/1
Tap two Rabbits you control: Put a Rabbit token into play. Treat this as a 1/1 green creature.
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Wilt Chamberlain, eat your heart out.
Tyrannosaurus Rex 2GGG
Creature - Dinosaur
6/5
Trample
Fading: 2
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"Holy crap, it's coming right for us...hey, what's that rock in the sky?"
Broken Time Card U
Instant
Choose one: Take another turn after this one; or both players shuffle their libraries, hands, and graveyards together and draw seven cards; or counter target spell. Target opponent chooses one: Kick target player in the balls; slap target player in the face; or bend target player over the table and re-enact Deliverance.