Goal One: Check!

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DÛke

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Ok...

You. Cannot. Possibly. Know...how happy I am.

Even more, you would never be able to guess the reason...

<gives the audience a chance to guess>

Come on...guess...

<seconds later>

I was mistaken for a female! <laughs> :)

No, seriously. "Sage," my artist profile, has been mistaken for a female. I got some emails about my "beauty," and some of the reviews there are telling me how such a powerful "lady" I am, and "beautiful" voice I have! :D

Ok, you may be wonderin', why the heck would I be happy about being mistaken for a female?

Hmmm...well...before I decided to go into the music business, I figured from my music-experience, that music can be felt deep down within. It's not just sounds that you hear. No. If you have the ability, you can make your audience BE in the track, transfer them into another world of your choice...you could even manupilate them. I discovered that music is a very powerful tool, and yes, it CAN be used for evil...because it has the power to manupilate and influence so much, and if used correctly, it could sway anyone to do anything. By being mistaken for a "female," I have successfully portrayed the beauty of my music...and really, when you hear music, you usually think it "rocks," or it's "hip," but rarely "beautiful," or "ethereal." By being mistaken for a female, I have successfuly manupilated my audience into thinking of fantasy and ertoica...and if you read the reviews (and the emails I got) you'd see that.

I'm so happy! It's so early for me to have established that goal of mine...I seriously thought I'd take at least a year or so before my music can be felt rather than heard...I started less than 6 months ago! Man...I'm too happy to be alive! :D

That is possibly the greatest compliment, believe it or not, that I have gotten since my cousins declared me as "the one." :)

ALRIGHT, I'm sorry it doesn't connect with YOU Ademis (;)), but that's not the case!

Anyway, I'm done...I'm workin' on a term paper due in few hours, and I thought that...since the CPA is the closest place for me to vent out my excitement, than I'll do it!

Ahhh...

Isn't life great when you're doing what YOU want? :D

Ahhhhhh....

Please listen to Into the Within if you haven't yet...it's like: Magic the Gathering for your music! It's fantasy, it's sensual, it's emotional, it's deep, and it's humble! :D
 
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Rando

Guest
I think you've still got some work to do on the "humble" part... ;)
 
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Purple_jester

Guest
I'm glad you're so in touch with your... ah... feminine side.

I find that very attractive in a man. ;)

I wish you all success with your musical venture. Whenever someone gets to express himself in an artistic fashion, it invokes something of the human soul. Something that you can't find in engineering or medicine or law. Congratulations on this very UNIQUE milestone.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

In touch with my "feminine" side, PJ? :) Not really...I think I'm in touch with the Sex Beast within, that's all. You know how each person has his or her own way of thinking?

Hmmm...whenever that person thinks of something, it's always a unique mindset -- a unique way of thinking. Each person is unique like that...each person thinks in a pattern that is always common whenever he or she thinks of ANYTHING...

See, whenever I think, whether it's about school work, food, vacation, love...etc...it's realted to fantasy and erotica...it always is. I think any man who gets in touch with his patterns of thinking, can create and think of things that no other man has thought of.

And Rando...I don't know what you're talking about! ;)

But I'm happy because "feminine" music IS in fact "beautiful," and whether you're building a Magic deck, or eating food...you always want "beautiful" results. You always want your house to look beautiful. You always want to eat fancy food in a beautiful manner. You always want to travel to beautiful places. A man ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS wants a beautiful lady. See, whether we like it or not, beauty is a big factor of our life.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
Mr. Xarvox is oft mistaken for female in real life. It's funny. I guess I'm just too pretty to be a guy... ;)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

Man, my days are getting better and better!

Those music artists are really something special! After JUST a bit of explaining that I'm actually a guy, not a "babe" or a "hottie," they simply came up with the rest of the explaining without me saying anything! All of them agree that making beautiful artwork (ANY art) is beyond defiance...beyond gender, beyond humanity, and beyond understanding. <===I was going to explain that, but THEY ALL know it already!

Gee, and I thought I was one of a kind! :) <humble-ness ;)>

The better thing is, I got few emails that want a collab work. Meaning that I will be working with few talented artists in the next few...weeks -- too exciting for me. :D

Don't you just love life when you're doing what YOU want?

:)

Man...I really do feel like a star. From all the emails and reviews...

I wont let it get to my head though...I'll still be the same ol', lovable DÛke... :D
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
I just hope you don't pass out from the lack of air up there on Cloud 9. ;)
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I've yet to see what the true benefits are, except that DUke is hooking up with PJ again.... :D

*Audience gasps, then oohs. :D
 
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Gizmo

Guest
Judging by the number of guys who grab my oink when Im on a night out, I get mistaken for a woman quite often.
:confused:
 
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FoundationOfRancor

Guest
What would be funny, is if it does go to his head.


...oh wait.

Seriously, congratualtions.:)
 
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terzarima

Guest
Hah!

I guess the correct term or phrase for this would be: " What ever floats your boat" Or words to that effect.

But seriously, I see where you're coming from. You words strike true. Art does transcend sexuallity, understanding and even humanity. True art is a world all its own.

I'm flattered you think such of me, next song... I'll be fair... again.
 
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Mundungu

Guest
Giz : the oink grabbing thing goes only in England (out of my experience of living there)

but LOL nevertheless.

Maybe you shake your but in a feminine way :) or your pants are too tight....

ALthough I also have to say as an excuse for your country men, they are usually drunk by the time they arrive in the clubs.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...I may be traveling to U.K. myself -- for different reasons than Chaos Turtle, that is. :p I just like the bleaky, cloudy, rainy atmosphere there. I hate the sun, and I hate beaches and "great weather." Plus, I may look for a job in clubs there.

My cousin got a job with a techno group in Canada that performs weekly. She's the vocalist, and let me tell you...she's 18, and she gets paid *a lot*. Of course, she's also a super model who has done commericals...I have no such great attactive looks, but I do have many great talents! :D

Anyway...

What else is great about U.K. besides that it's expensive like hell living there?
 
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Bob

Guest
If you moved to Shelbyville, you could marry your cousin. :D


You know, DUke, I'm pretty sure it's gonna go to your head...It's already on it's way there...:)
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Originally posted by Gizmo
Judging by the number of guys who grab my oink when Im on a night out, I get mistaken for a woman quite often.
:confused:
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Maybe you're going to the "wrong" places? ;)
 
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Almindhra

Guest
I heard people in England were into the whole "I'm acting gay or bi" thing...Gizmo, you were telling me you acted that way online before...

Weirdo Brits with their homosexual tendencies and bad teeth....:p...
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Take him! *points to Mundungu*

Or him! *points to Chaos Turtle*

Or her! *points to Almindhra*

But not me! I was just musing.... :D
 
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