From The Series NeuroDeus' Thoughts : What's in a Pokeball

[NeuroDeus]

Have you ever taught yourself sucked inside a Pokeball and staying there until the next match... Is there a bed? or just empty stupid space... Your thoughts?

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

Evil! Evil! Evil! Kill the evil poke-lover!

 

[Dementia]

.........it is like genies lamp from that old show "I Dream of Genie"

Only more Pokeish.

 

[NeuroDeus]

I am not a Pokemon Lover Turd... only the Senior Ministre for the Pokemon Animals Rights For Not Being Held In PokeBalls....

I think they have a sauna or something in that pokeball

 

[Hetemti]

Have you ever taught yourself sucked inside a Pokeball and staying there until the next match... Is there a bed? or just empty stupid space... Your thoughts?

My thoughts are you should quit plagerizing Matt's X-E stuff.

 

[Ransac]

*The pokeball opens up........and RANSAC POPS OUT!!!!!*


Just checking out what's in there. There's a jacuzzi, and a vending machine, and a porn shop, and a door stop, and the secret administrative spa is in there.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Salacious Crumb]

Hmm... whatever it is, it has to include soap-on-a-rope

Hoipa

 

[Gerode]

I hope the Pokemon are tortured in their Balls...

 

[Salacious Crumb]

NO! NOT JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff is so cute

Hoipa

 

[Cateran Emperor]

There's nothing in there except a gate to the Eighth Sphere of Phyrexia

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Yeah! Go cat!

It's not spam if I don't get additonal post count for it! Ha!

 

[Istanbul]

Isn't it obvious?

It's crack-cocaine.

Think about it. Once released from the balls, they won't leave. They'll do anything, including violence and self-humiliation, to win and get back into the ball for more.

Pokemon trainers are drug dealers...

 

[DÛke]

...They ARE drug dealers!

Did you know there is a "Super PokeBall" or somethin' like that? Those are probably more effective...

...and why do you think the PokeMon "recharge" their energy when in a PokeBall? It's obvious...

Why do you think there are "rare" PokeMon? Those rare ones are probably the ones that have been livin' on the greatest amount of crack...therefore, those PokeMon are rare...since so MUCH crack has been snuffed into them...

 

[NeuroDeus]

My thoughts are you should quit plagerizing Matt's X-E stuff.

What's that Hetemti? Who's Matt?

 

[Hetemti]

He runs a site with random posts on stuff like Transformers, eBay ripoffs, and Pokémon. Neat suff, anyway he posted an article speculating about what's inside a pokéball. I come here right after reading it, only to see your post on the same thing.

Tisk, tisk.

 

[NeuroDeus]

Could you be so kind to gimme the link... I came here an posted this after seeing Charmander or another of Ash's pokemon stuck inside the pokeball...from the cartoon...