Free-for-all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Prince RXI

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*73.4 gall stones each the size of a football fly out of RXI's mouth and break through the umbrella, knocking Mr.Xarvox out cold... dang...*





Prince RXI, "MMME NUTS...."
 
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MrXarvox

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The previous process has caused RXI's entire upper body to shred itself with the expulsion of such large and numerous gallstones. And it was futile, too, because everyone knows that umbrellas can deflect anything.

"So naive, thinking that your gallstones could pierce an umbrella..."

RXI's bloody mess of a body is hit by several of the gallstones as the bounce off of the Umbrella with 12 times as much force.
 
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MrXarvox

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MrXarvox says "riddle me this, and riddle it quick/ or I'll hit you with my riddleman stick!"

Train does not understand the riddle and does not riddle it quickly enough anyway, and is bonked on the head with a ludicrously huge piece of wood. I mean, this piece of wood is so frigging huge. Like, like a bundle of eighteen fully grown redwoods. You have no idea. The biggest stick you could imagine.

>clunk<

train is gone.
 
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