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Supermouse

Guest
I still can't figure that out. My computer makes angry noises at me when I try.

Supermouse awakens, to discover a Gobo-Ball sitting near his head. he was taken to the Lawyers special Intterogation outfit. the Lawyer enters.

"Why did you try to snap your fingers?"

"I, I wanted to be like Ransac!"

"Well now, Why the heck would you want to do that?"

"Ransac is cool! he snaps his fingers, and it does weird stuff..."

"Where you aware that Ransac had his Fingersnapping copyrighted?"

"Uh, Yeah, I guess."

*cops burst in, beat Supermouse, and arrest him*
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
Look out supermouse the cops are gonna get you. I would help, but don't want to overuse my snapping priviledges. sorry maybe we'll bust you out later.
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
I'll save you....


Hey coppers!!!


:cops turn towards me guns drawn:

cops collectively: WHAT!?!?

Want a hot dog???

Cops holster their guns and come towards me grabbing hot dogs, handing me money and supermouse runs into the sunset
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*A hole appears in mid-air and out pops RXI*

kewl. My brother is a role-model.

*RXI pulls out a contracts that reads "The power of 'Hole floating in Mid-air" now belongs to Prince RXI. Anyone using this power other than Prince RXI will be beaten, stuck on a spit, and roasted over an open flame until the insides lose that pinkish coloring."*

With that settled,

*RXI pulls out "RXI's Hailstone Scalpel Zwenhander", concentrates, and fires out 3 imiges of himself that instantly turn and cut Meno's fingers off. The illusions then turn and cut off LanowarGoblin's fingers.*

Ok, now noone uses my brothers unholy power.

!Chant!
^Resteinesti notinito, necalaticasinovasilimidasioctivestinitios^

*Everyone else is now 5 sizes to small for their clothes*





Prince RXI, now I can do more than you ever thought I could with my new powers
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
Damn, it was a good thing I was wearing those gloves Ransac lent me or I may have lost my fingers.

*Pulls off right glove , clips finger nails

*** snap

LG regrows to fit his clothes and buckles his belt.

Thanks man you helped me shed that ten pounds.

*** Snap

Meno gets his fingers back.


I need your help with this guy. He is truly evil.
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
you need help on Meno??????? I didn't even fight him and I STILL kicked his butt. but, if you insist

*RXI starts to chant*





Prince RXI, you will see:D
 
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maraud234

Guest
If RXI can get a copy-right for "hole that floats in mid-air", aka portals. I'm just going to patent breathing.

Official Acme Law Document

Any party who decides to breath has to snap their fingers.
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
*** SNAP

maraud234 ceases breathing.

Well menolikeygurus is gone so I won't be getting any help from him. I guess I am on my own here.

*** SNAP

Prince RXI becomes mute.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Okay, enough monkey-spanking.


*Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody, except Ransac, is now wearing black, leather clothing that are 18 sizes too small.*

That should make for an interesting brawl.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
!Chant completes in silence!
...........................................

*Everyone goes back to being hamsters, but are still wearing clothes that are 18 sizes too small (even for hamsters, yet do not have fingers)*





Prince RXI, squeek squeek
 
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maraud234

Guest
I'm sorry Ransac, your snapping of the fingers has no effect on me. For I am not wearing any clothing.
 
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