I was about to comment that this was pretty poorly-written for a Rolling Stone article, but I just realized it was an excerpt from a book--and maybe that's even worse. Did anyone else get the impression that the writer doesn't know what he's talking about?
He cast his Yawgmoth's Will and tapped his Thrashing Wumpus, unleashed his Vampiric Tutor.
You would think if you were going to write a book in which Magic is a prime focus, you'd be able to describe it a little better than this.
It also makes the journalistic mistake of putting thoughts in the character's heads--Finkel
thinking that he needs to get in shape, describing whether or not he
felt heroic. You've gotta quote the man saying it, you can't just put the thought there for him.
I think Finkel's story could probably make for a really interesting book/article, but this isn't it.