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Phyrexian Pie-Eater
Guest
Watch this all ya ole timers, lemme show ya how to do a welcome right...
:uts the keys into his ignition, and PRAYS to yawgmoth's ghost that this will work. turns the key, and the STATIONWAGON OF WELCOMENESS fires up. the pie guy slams on the gas, and hauls ass towards home. attempts to stop short of the place, but accidently bangs into a wall, falling out of the car. pulls himself up, and places his butt in a chair at the head of the table of feasting reaches into his pocket and produces pies and pizza and dr. pepper for all the inhabitants of the land. also pulls out party streamers and a red nose for himself. smashes everyone's face in a pie using his newfound telekenetic powers
damn i miss this place....i think i'm back again
:uts the keys into his ignition, and PRAYS to yawgmoth's ghost that this will work. turns the key, and the STATIONWAGON OF WELCOMENESS fires up. the pie guy slams on the gas, and hauls ass towards home. attempts to stop short of the place, but accidently bangs into a wall, falling out of the car. pulls himself up, and places his butt in a chair at the head of the table of feasting reaches into his pocket and produces pies and pizza and dr. pepper for all the inhabitants of the land. also pulls out party streamers and a red nose for himself. smashes everyone's face in a pie using his newfound telekenetic powers
damn i miss this place....i think i'm back again