Fav Simpsons Quotes

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

I also have a fondness for that particular beer.
-Richard Nixon

"Can I be a boozehound?"
"Not 'til you're fifteen."

If you're looking for trouble - you've found it.
Stephen Hawking

Ahhhhh. The old vitamin barn.

Oops, lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you.

 

[K9Archmage]

Apu:Shut up
I said shut up
I can't believe you no shut up!

Apu: Sir you have insulted my god. I must ask you to purchase your things and come again.

HOipa

 

[Teferi]

"Trying is the first step to failire"-Homer

"Yeah Moe, those teams sure did suck last night, i've seen some sucky teams before but those guys were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked"-Homer to Moe

"I don't even belive in Jebus,........help me Jebus!"-Homer

 

[fuzzy510]

Upon Yale testing of Mr. Burns' son:

Yale Person #1: "Let's put it this way. On the application, he spelled Yale with a 6.
Mr. Burns: "Well, now it's time for my yearly donation. How much...?"
Yale Person #2: "In Larry's case, we'd need an international airport."
Yale Person #1: "Yale needs an international airport!"
Mr. Burns: "I'm not made of airports! Out! Out!!!"