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Discussion in 'CPA Voting Forum' started by Turtlewax Joe, Aug 8, 2001.

  1. Squee Goblin Nabob The Best Cool Ever

    who is Jaya................................................................................... Ya I like me too and what do you mean? When i pooped on the deck they made me cleen it with my lips. And i am a damn good cook!
  2. theorgg Slob

    I'll go with Reod Dai from And Peace Shall Sleep. His only contribution to flavour text, however, is the fith Goblin War Drums...

    Jaya Ballard, task mage, my second choice, said these quips:

    Browse:"Once great literature, now great litter."

    Burnout: "GOTCHYA!"

    Chicken Egg: "That's allotta nuggets!"

    Flare: "I strive for speed and elegence in my work."

    Gorilla Chieftan: "Oh no. not YOU again!"

    Gorilla Shaman: Frankly, destruction is best left to the professionals."

    Gorilla War Cry: "The only 'art' these beasts posess is the art of noize!"

    Incenerate: I think "toast" is an appropriate description."

    Inferno: "Some have said there is no subtlety to distruction. Know what? They're dead."

    Lava Burst:"Overkill? this isn't a game of Kick-The-Ouph!"

    Melting: "who needs the sun when you've got me around?"

    Meteor Shower: Eenie Meenie Miney Moe... Oh. Why not all of them?"

    Mystic Compass: "And I say North is where I want it to be, Dammit!"

    Panic: If you would have been there, you would have run from that deer, too!"

    PyroBlast: "Just the thing for those pesky water mages!"

    Pyroclasm: "leaves more room for the bigger 'uns to fight in, y'know."

    Pyrokenesis: "Anybody want some... Toast?"

    Wall of Lava: now THERE's somthing you don't see every day."

    Word of Blasting: Walls? What walls? We don't need no stinkin' walls."

    The first person to E-mail me the two OBVIOUSLY incorrect texts wins a foil card.

    :{ )
  3. Ephrils This Space For Rent

  4. Turtlewax Joe CPA Hater of Train

    Sorry Zadook. I thought something would happen like this.

    I'll make another thread.
  5. theorgg Slob

  6. theorgg Slob

    Congrats to The Soulmaser! He's got a foil Somthingoranother.

    Here's the answers:

    "Dammit" is too borderline for WOTC to print. This is the card all eleven other people missed.

    Word of Blasting EVERYONE but a couple people got. It was easy to spot, as it's a takeoff on Weird Al/some cop movie's "Badgers/badges? We don't need no stinkin' badgers/badges."

    Also-- I said E-mail. the PMs didn't count. It didn't change the outcome, fortunatly...
  7. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    I like Molimo (the weird stick dude in Invasion). He's the only one who looks like what all the characters really are - boogers.
  8. Sammy Dead-O wasting away again

    I gotta go with Karn.

    Squee and Tahngarth are right up there, too, though.
  9. Dead CPA thread-killer

    Jaya and Tahngarth, i don't really play red but they illustrate their colour's traits far better than other characters do and also get some great flavour text... plus the only M:tG novel i ever read was the one where Jaya becomes a planeswalker.

    Personally i never liked the weatherlight crew thing, hopefully odyssey will have more interesting characters or restrict their impact on the game to just that block to save them dragging through the next 3 blocks.
  10. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    Jaya Ballard all the way
  11. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Definitly Jaya Ballard, could someone tell me which novel/novels her story is in? I'd really appreciate it.

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