I'll go with Reod Dai from And Peace Shall Sleep. His only contribution to flavour text, however, is the fith Goblin War Drums...
Jaya Ballard, task mage, my second choice, said these quips:
Browse:"Once great literature, now great litter."
Burnout: "GOTCHYA!"
Chicken Egg: "That's allotta nuggets!"
Flare: "I strive for speed and elegence in my work."
Gorilla Chieftan: "Oh no. not YOU again!"
Gorilla Shaman: Frankly, destruction is best left to the professionals."
Gorilla War Cry: "The only 'art' these beasts posess is the art of noize!"
Incenerate: I think "toast" is an appropriate description."
Inferno: "Some have said there is no subtlety to distruction. Know what? They're dead."
Lava Burst:"Overkill? this isn't a game of Kick-The-Ouph!"
Melting: "who needs the sun when you've got me around?"
Meteor Shower: Eenie Meenie Miney Moe... Oh. Why not all of them?"
Mystic Compass: "And I say North is where I want it to be, Dammit!"
Panic: If you would have been there, you would have run from that deer, too!"
PyroBlast: "Just the thing for those pesky water mages!"
Pyroclasm: "leaves more room for the bigger 'uns to fight in, y'know."
Pyrokenesis: "Anybody want some... Toast?"
Wall of Lava: now THERE's somthing you don't see every day."
Word of Blasting: Walls? What walls? We don't need no stinkin' walls."
The first person to E-mail me the two OBVIOUSLY incorrect texts wins a foil card.
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