Fake Card: Bloodthirsty Shark, Make a mess of your fish

[Force of Will Smith]

I love the artwork on this... had to make it into a goofy card..

the blue cause well, he's a fish.. and the black cause he's out for blood...
and for flavor i made it so you have to feed him a tiny creature to regenerate him..

The requirement of having a tapped blue creature, so that it makes it a better chance of forcing you to attack with a 1/1, and gives you less options to just make him invincible..

any thoughts?

 

[evan d]

I would rather kill myself than to find this artists porno colllection, let allone see one of thier dreams.

The card seems kind of a jumbled mess. Why does it cycle? Underpowered i think.

 

[Force of Will Smith]

hehe.. i guess cause... hmm.. i dunno... maybe cause he swims away... ?
i thought about upping the toughness... maybe a 5/5 and trample... cause he IS big...

 

[Spiderman]

Looks okay to me...

 

[evan d]

Seeing UU in a cost makes me think counterspell.

 

[Force of Will Smith]

i just put more U than B because he's pretty dark and scary.. but he is underwater, blue, and a fish.. thats all