How about:
"CPA: Nothing but a dream."
or
"CPA: The future of Magic."
or
"What comes around, goes around. The CPA will never go."
or
"Let us lead you to the path you've been looking for."
or
"Once you come, this place will be your very own home."
or
"Join. The more casual players we have the bigger the party."
or
"Come in; this place was created just for you."
or
"You have found us. Your Magic search has finally ended."
or
"This is not the wrong place...It's just the Magic itself..."
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"We take Magic to a whole new level: the casual one."
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"We are the Casual Players Alliance. We are Magic's own party."
There
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[Edited by DÛke on October 7th, 2000 at 08:06 AM]