Ebay Shenanigans

[damn_yanks]

Chalk up another one in the funny ebay auctions category.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=218&item=5922766214

Check out this auction. These guys are HILARIOUS!! They pretty much cover the spectrum of magic woes in a humorous way AND the girl is way hot.

The shirt isn't too bad either.

 

[Tabasco]

The Shocker?

Nice!!

 

[Rooser]

It's funny, it's true.

 

[Nightstalkers]

Double strike...


I don't get it

 

[Killer Joe]

Then you definitly need to get the shirt!

 

[Nightstalkers]

Our shirts WILL help you win games. Even if you are the worst player in the room your opponent will be awe struck at the sight of your T-Shirt and make poor plays accordingly.

Or have them scratch their head in wonderment of what in the heck your shirt is supposed to say... and think you have a few marbles loose upstairs.

 

[Tabasco]

Then you obviously have no experience with the female anatomy....

The two fingers are inserted in the the female pleasuring area...and the pinky into the poop-shoot....This is known as the Shocker....and the saying that goes with it is "two in the pink and one in the stink"

The females anus and vagina are approximately an inch and a half apart.

Does this clear things up?

This shirt mixes the double-strike mechanic with a sexually oriented pleasuring mechanic...if you will.....

 

[Oversoul]

LOL!

Wow, that's putting it pretty bluntly...

Also note the The Shocker is a villain from the Spiderman comics. He's not a very impressive one either...

 

[Spiderman]

Yep, I beat him all the time

 

[Oversoul]

I always preferred the symbiotes...

 

[Nightstalkers]

Still doesnt' look like a hand to me

Okay... so it is... But it's a very crude hand.
Thought at first it was a reference to a skateboard thing or something... You wierd teenagers...