Wait a minute, i'm the star wars fan around here.
*K9Archmage takes the Sun Crusher. Then runs straight through the earth, causing the earht to shatter. Luckily, the Sun Crusher has double quantum armor, so it doesn't even get scratched. Then he goes and blows up the sun. For no reason, Kyp Durron shows up, and slices all of the pieces of the galaxy into pieces. Then the ghost of Dorrsk 81 comes and blows up a few more galaxies. Then the taco bell dog uses a magic rod to wish back all the members of the CPA, and put them into the spice mines of Kessel. Unfortunately for them, Daala shows up, with her super star destroyer, the Knighthammer, and sends hordes of tie bombers into Kessel. Then they blow up all the CPA members
Wow, my fingers are tired.
hoipa, take that