Killer Joe
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The other day I went to a draft tourney down at the local shop (Exit 13 in New Kensington, PA), now, I suck at drafting and am widely known as a "Stall-Monger". So anyway, we all sit down and I sit next to the shop Guru and know that any good cards will never come my way, or so I thought. The boosters are 2x Masques and 1x Nemesis (my suggestion, they wanted all Nemesis, yeech) and we open our first pack and low and behold the fourth card in (known as the rare slot) was a Lin, Sivvi! Can you believe it? I kept it, of course (unlike the Hammer of Bogarden story that I'm sick of tellling). So white it is. PAY ATTENTION: Never announce out loud that you got a Lin, Sivvi. Everyone started defensive drafting and got I squat Rebels (meaning very little) Second pack, the shop Guru sends me 14 cards that included a Devout Witness (a must draft for white) and a stinkin' Rootwater Theif (ya know, the Mike Long card that allows you to keep a hidden card in your lap, ha-ha). I'm going to the pre-release for Prophecy this weekend and I'm trying to cherry-up my trade binder, and yes, I go for the rare. Nothing else really came by my way and I ended up drafting White with a splash of green (I got a Blastoderm, 2x Fog Patches, and a something else that stalls).
Single elimination, my first opponent is Mike (a visitor from another shop and HE, is their shop Guru, I think.) anyway, he drafted White/Green and the Devout Witness I passed up. So, there we are, an almost mirror match-up except that I suck and this guy tries to "Q" all the time. And it happens (as always because I draft with the "Not to lose" attitude instead of "Drafting to win attitude", I'll never learn), I have so much protection and not enough offense, I stall the game. We have 55 min. to finish the match and at 9 min. to go we're still playing the first game (the stall-monger awakes!). This is getting long, so I'll skip to the end, I lose!
Any tips?
Here's a quick profile on my play style:
1.) I love long games.
2.) I enjoy the social aspect that the game lends itself to.
3.) I don't normally play/draft Black or Red (if I do Red it's always with Blue)
4.) I cave easily to trash-talk and "I'm better than you" banter.
5.) I keep my glasses so clean that my opponents can see my hand (not sure what to do about that one)
6.) I always try to crate a friendly atmosphere when I'm playing (sometimes this annoys the hell out my opponents)
7.) I'm 38 years old and THAT sometimes annoys the hell out of my younger opponents.
Single elimination, my first opponent is Mike (a visitor from another shop and HE, is their shop Guru, I think.) anyway, he drafted White/Green and the Devout Witness I passed up. So, there we are, an almost mirror match-up except that I suck and this guy tries to "Q" all the time. And it happens (as always because I draft with the "Not to lose" attitude instead of "Drafting to win attitude", I'll never learn), I have so much protection and not enough offense, I stall the game. We have 55 min. to finish the match and at 9 min. to go we're still playing the first game (the stall-monger awakes!). This is getting long, so I'll skip to the end, I lose!
Any tips?
Here's a quick profile on my play style:
1.) I love long games.
2.) I enjoy the social aspect that the game lends itself to.
3.) I don't normally play/draft Black or Red (if I do Red it's always with Blue)
4.) I cave easily to trash-talk and "I'm better than you" banter.
5.) I keep my glasses so clean that my opponents can see my hand (not sure what to do about that one)
6.) I always try to crate a friendly atmosphere when I'm playing (sometimes this annoys the hell out my opponents)
7.) I'm 38 years old and THAT sometimes annoys the hell out of my younger opponents.